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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 18, 2012, 05:00:33 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 18, 2012, 05:00:33 PM
Extra pills last night.  No inhibition today, but no drive, either.  If you want your Holiness™ today, you're going to have to ask me questions, not just wait around for the answers.  Note:  while you WILL get a correct answer, it may not be related to the question you ask.  It's a Holy Man™ thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
December 18, 2012, 05:11:47 PM
Dear Roger,

What's with the weather these days?

Yours,
LMNO

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
December 18, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
I have a big bin full of beads and a day off. Should I spend my day

A: Taking pictures of beads so I can list them in my Etsy store, or

B. Make more beads because too many is never enough?

Thanks!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#3
December 18, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Dear Roger,

Why are all the extra chromosome set at the BSN so excited about the new Drell character being released when, according to the tards, Drell suck?

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 18, 2012, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 18, 2012, 05:11:47 PM
Dear Roger,

What's with the weather these days?

Yours,
LMNO

It's wintertime down there.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
December 18, 2012, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 18, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
I have a big bin full of beads and a day off. Should I spend my day

A: Taking pictures of beads so I can list them in my Etsy store, or

B. Make more beads because too many is never enough?

Thanks!

A.  Disregard colored sand, obtain currency.

Thing is, money NOW is better than extra product LATER, and if you have but limited time to do this sort of thing, it's better to collect.

Unless you're finally making that set of beads we talked about, out on the Meetrack patio.  Then you should definitely make the beads, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 18, 2012, 05:25:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 18, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Dear Roger,

Why are all the extra chromosome set at the BSN so excited about the new Drell character being released when, according to the tards, Drell suck?

Because they're the extra chromosome set.  They get excited over EVERYTHING.  Trust me on this one, I'm up to my arse in them, on this side of the pond.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
December 18, 2012, 05:35:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: hølist on December 18, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
I have a big bin full of beads and a day off. Should I spend my day

A: Taking pictures of beads so I can list them in my Etsy store, or

B. Make more beads because too many is never enough?

Thanks!

A.  Disregard colored sand, obtain currency.

Thing is, money NOW is better than extra product LATER, and if you have but limited time to do this sort of thing, it's better to collect.

Unless you're finally making that set of beads we talked about, out on the Meetrack patio.  Then you should definitely make the beads, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.

I like this answer, especially because I just checked out my studio and FUCK IT'S COLD OUT THERE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#8
December 18, 2012, 07:32:49 PM
Dear Spiritual Adviser:

Tomorrow, I have to make a many-hour drive from Long Island to Washington, DC.

The reason for this trip is that I am to fulfill the role of an emotional heat-sink for the next several days, due to a histrionic family member who appears to be gradually losing more and more of her mind.

I need some Holy suggestions for a playlist during my drive down there.

Thanks in advance.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
December 18, 2012, 07:34:24 PM
Quote from: Cainad on December 18, 2012, 07:32:49 PM
Dear Spiritual Adviser:

Tomorrow, I have to make a many-hour drive from Long Island to Washington, DC.

The reason for this trip is that I am to fulfill the role of an emotional heat-sink for the next several days, due to a histrionic family member who appears to be gradually losing more and more of her mind.

I need some Holy suggestions for a playlist during my drive down there.

Thanks in advance.

Rogerbot™ is currently non-functional due to excessive rage.  Check back later tonight.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#10
December 18, 2012, 08:42:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 18, 2012, 05:25:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 18, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Dear Roger,

Why are all the extra chromosome set at the BSN so excited about the new Drell character being released when, according to the tards, Drell suck?

Because they're the extra chromosome set.  They get excited over EVERYTHING.  Trust me on this one, I'm up to my arse in them, on this side of the pond.

I think this may be the answer I was looking for.

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
December 18, 2012, 10:04:54 PM
What's the best way to dance?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
December 18, 2012, 10:57:56 PM
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

Seriously, that one's been hanging fire for fifty years.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

EK WAFFLR

#13
December 18, 2012, 11:22:50 PM
Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,

Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Nephew Twiddleton

#14
December 19, 2012, 12:23:30 AM
Quote from: holis† on December 18, 2012, 11:22:50 PM
Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,

Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?

You mean its not just Bostonians that do that?

Thank God. I think.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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