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[Don Coyote]

Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,

Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?

You mean its not just Bostonians that do that?

Thank God. I think.

Happens here too.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,

Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?

You mean its not just Bostonians that do that?

Thank God. I think.

Happens here too.

It's not exactly unexpected though in any of these places. Especially Norway. What's up with that Holy Man?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

[EK WAFFLR]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

[Don Coyote]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?

[EK WAFFLR]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?

because you possess the gift of CLAIRVOYANCE. Guess what i'm doing JUST NOW.

Damn right. Viking stuff. In a tutu. In the snow. at two past Midnight.

[Don Coyote]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?

because you possess the gift of CLAIRVOYANCE. Guess what i'm doing JUST NOW.

Damn right. Viking stuff. In a tutu. In the snow. at two past Midnight.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.

[EK WAFFLR]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.

You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?

because you possess the gift of CLAIRVOYANCE. Guess what i'm doing JUST NOW.

Damn right. Viking stuff. In a tutu. In the snow. at two past Midnight.

D'AWWWWW!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.

You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.

It is!

That's why we're afraid of it.

[EK WAFFLR]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Why am picturing Vikings in skirts up to the hemline in snow doing VIKING STUFF?

because you possess the gift of CLAIRVOYANCE. Guess what i'm doing JUST NOW.

Damn right. Viking stuff. In a tutu. In the snow. at two past Midnight.

D'AWWWWW!!!!

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

All I know is this...I am from a land of ice and snow (sometimes). Serious snow. Snows that resulted in snowboard ramps being built off people's roofs. Snows where 3 feet of blizzard conditions were not sufficient to shut down anything, until roofs started collapsing.

Then I got to Oregon...

My first day on a mountain pass here, 2 inches of the slushy, tree crushing, icy death from above here had me spinning 360's in a Subaru. It's not "snow" as people from places that know what snow is know it. It's...I dunno...some kind of heavy semi-frozen concoction that spews forth from God's Slurpee machine. I have grown a healthy respect for the stuff here and do not take it lightly.

[EK WAFFLR]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

All I know is this...I am from a land of ice and snow (sometimes). Serious snow. Snows that resulted in snowboard ramps being built off people's roofs. Snows where 3 feet of blizzard conditions were not sufficient to shut down anything, until roofs started collapsing.

Then I got to Oregon...

My first day on a mountain pass here, 2 inches of the slushy, tree crushing, icy death from above here had me spinning 360's in a Subaru. It's not "snow" as people from places that know what snow is know it. It's...I dunno...some kind of heavy semi-frozen concoction that spews forth from God's Slurpee machine. I have grown a healthy respect for the stuff here and do not take it lightly.

I have no idea what to make of USAnian weather. I don't trust it, from what I know. Give me some good old fashioned blizzards, heavy snow and cold-as-fuck, rainy summers.

[EK WAFFLR]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.

You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.

It is!

That's why we're afraid of it.

I would be too! I'd probably be too pance-poompingly scared to even venture outside a bomb shelter if I lived in the US.