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Re: The Good Book
« Reply #180 on: March 29, 2008, 05:26:58 am »
I'd like to nominate this thread for having the most fail I've ever seen.

You haven't seen the "BIP - Just call me nigger to my face" thread, have you? I'm pretty sure that failed harder than Kaienne ever could.

And just in case you haven't, some extreme failure
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Re: The Good Book
« Reply #181 on: December 21, 2012, 06:08:12 pm »
So, one of these days, a decade or two from now, I'm gonna open up a pure, unadulturated channel to the divine, and tirelessly carve out a tome like Moses carving out the Ten Commandments. The tome will contain the answers to life, the universe, and everything. All shall be revealed, simple enough for the lamen to understand the basics of it, and concise enough that with steady research, anyone can understand all the secrets of the universe. It will change the entire world.

I will title this book '42'.

Well, too late now.  World ended, book not done.
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Re: The Good Book
« Reply #182 on: December 21, 2012, 06:40:49 pm »
Say hello to the new world, same as the old one.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Good Book
« Reply #183 on: December 21, 2012, 06:43:02 pm »
Say hello to the new world, same as the old one.

Well, yeah, but with some of the color leeched out and cardboard building facades.
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Re: The Good Book
« Reply #184 on: December 21, 2012, 06:50:14 pm »
Say hello to the new world, same as the old one.

Well, yeah, but with some of the color leeched out and cardboard building facades.

And everyone is just a LITTLE


BIT


FRIENDLIER.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Good Book
« Reply #185 on: December 21, 2012, 07:02:05 pm »
Say hello to the new world, same as the old one.

Well, yeah, but with some of the color leeched out and cardboard building facades.

And everyone is just a LITTLE


BIT


FRIENDLIER.

They smile at me and say "Merry Christmas!" and seem like they mean it, this time.  They're helpful and don't do dumb things.

But I can smell their fear.  It's Christmas, in this new world.
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Re: The Good Book
« Reply #186 on: December 23, 2012, 06:46:25 am »
I will title this book '42'.

Douglas Adams on 42: "The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do.' I typed it out. End of story."

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It doesn't have to be a Adams reference. 42 is also the number of volumes in the legendary Book of Thoth
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Re: The Good Book
« Reply #187 on: January 03, 2013, 03:08:59 pm »
Or 36,525, depending on which historian you ask.