Unlimited "Guns, Fuck Yeah!" Thread

[East Coast Hustle]

I wonder what the net effect on gun violence would be if we legalized drugs and treated addiction as a public health problem rather than a criminal issue. I bet that if people weren't barred from a life of economic achievement because of non-violent drug convictions and addicts could get their fix prescribed by a doctor, filled at a pharmacy, and covered by health insurance....well, that would remove alot of the impetus for gun crime, don't you think?

[Eater of Clowns]

The media would have you believe that guns are the problem but they aren't.


BULLETS are the problem.

If we made bullets out of marshmallows there'd be a lot less gun deaths.

That's my platform.  Anti gun control.  Pro marshmallow bullets.

[Cain]

Marshamallow bullets would actually cause fatal or crippling blunt force trauma in situations where normal bullets would pass through the flesh, causing bleeding and pain but little in lasting damage.

Eater of Clowns is yet another know-nothing liberal do-gooder, encouraging a policy that will leave us with brain-damaged and broken children.  And who benefits.  BIG CONFECTIONARY.  Slink back to your liberal, candy producing paymasters, shill!  We don't need your kind here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wonder what the net effect on gun violence would be if we legalized drugs and treated addiction as a public health problem rather than a criminal issue. I bet that if people weren't barred from a life of economic achievement because of non-violent drug convictions and addicts could get their fix prescribed by a doctor, filled at a pharmacy, and covered by health insurance....well, that would remove alot of the impetus for gun crime, don't you think?

The evidence certainly seems to indicate as much, yes.

Legalize drugs, reduce gun violence.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The media would have you believe that guns are the problem but they aren't.


BULLETS are the problem.

If we made bullets out of marshmallows there'd be a lot less gun deaths.

That's my platform.  Anti gun control.  Pro marshmallow bullets.

Marshamallow bullets would actually cause fatal or crippling blunt force trauma in situations where normal bullets would pass through the flesh, causing bleeding and pain but little in lasting damage.

Eater of Clowns is yet another know-nothing liberal do-gooder, encouraging a policy that will leave us with brain-damaged and broken children.  And who benefits.  BIG CONFECTIONARY.  Slink back to your liberal, candy producing paymasters, shill!  We don't need your kind here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Flamebait thread.

We already had a thread to discuss gun control (or not).  Why does RWHN want to start another one? 

Because I fucking wanted to, that's why.  No one is forcing anyone to click, read, or post.

You know, RWHN, you're a world class prick these days.

Not telling you anything you didn't already know.

[Cain]

His reply did prove my point, though.

That's why I didn't respond.  His answer speaks volumes on its own.

[AFK]

Flamebait thread.

We already had a thread to discuss gun control (or not).  Why does RWHN want to start another one? 

Because I fucking wanted to, that's why.  No one is forcing anyone to click, read, or post.

You know, RWHN, you're a world class prick these days.

Not telling you anything you didn't already know.

Still, fresh out of fucks to give.  Maybe a new shipment will come in tomorrow.

[AFK]

His reply did prove my point, though.

That's why I didn't respond.  His answer speaks volumes on its own.

Any goddamned thread around here where everyone isn't in 100% lock-step agreement is going to turn heated, are you new here?  The difference is, I have no interest in pussy-footing around when it comes to controversial topics.  We're fucking Discordians, right?  If WE can't man up and discuss stuff we don't see eye to eye on, then who the fuck can? 


But if it really does hurt peoples' precious little feelings, then just do yourself a favor and don't click on threads I start, mkay? 

[Eater of Clowns]

Marshamallow bullets would actually cause fatal or crippling blunt force trauma in situations where normal bullets would pass through the flesh, causing bleeding and pain but little in lasting damage.

Eater of Clowns is yet another know-nothing liberal do-gooder, encouraging a policy that will leave us with brain-damaged and broken children.  And who benefits.  BIG CONFECTIONARY.  Slink back to your liberal, candy producing paymasters, shill!  We don't need your kind here.

If you had any damn sense at all you'd be asking me how to get into the ground floor of Honey Graham brand body armor.

[Telarus]

And Mr. Jones with his armory in his basement is only a "militia" in his own mind.  And I sure as fuck want to make sure he is "well regulated".

1.  Yes, he is.  Mr Jones is who Madison was talking about.

2.  "Well-regulated" means "employing a standard load or cartridge".  It's a logistics term¹.  Mr Jones has accomplished this.


¹It's a term that's still in use.  The US military allows "well regulated" personal firearms in a combat zone.  This is defined as "a weapon that can be resupplied through available stores", to wit, 9MM, 7.62MM, 5.56MM, 12 gauge, .45, and .50 ammunition

Just got this infodump from my roommate (who used to work for RAND out of highschool). Nice to see confirmation of it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Still, fresh out of fucks to give.  Maybe a new shipment will come in tomorrow.

That's all I needed to know.

Enjoy your bile.

[AFK]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How ironic that you're using a picture of my best friend, drawn by her kid, that I repurposed for here.

I don't think you actually know what it means.

[AFK]

Well lucky for me my Creative License is still current.