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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 28, 2013, 04:20:18 PM

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Trivial

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January 29, 2013, 12:34:26 AM Last Edit: January 29, 2013, 12:39:58 AM by Mome Papess Trivial
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Gospel of Thomas, Gospel of Mary are a good ones, though there's a part where the apostles are dissing her and how women would even get to heaven.  Jesus says he's going to make her soul a dude to get there.

Heaven is a sausage party.


Thomas:
114 Simon Peter said to them, "Make Mary leave us, for females don't deserve life." Jesus said, "Look, I will guide her to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every female who makes herself male will enter the kingdom of Heaven."

http://www.earlychristianwritings.com/  all sorts of crap here.
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#31
January 29, 2013, 12:42:56 AM
Quote from: Gospel of ThomasSimon Peter said to them: Let Mary go forth from among us, for women are not worthy of the life. Jesus said: Behold, I shall lead her, that I may make her male, in order that she also may become a living spirit like you males. For every woman who makes herself male shall enter into the kingdom of heaven.

ETA: Oh, snap. Beaten by an edit.

Trivial

#32
January 29, 2013, 12:54:01 AM
I should really post after I find relevant information.
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#33
January 29, 2013, 05:35:17 AM
So in other words, Jesus digs the transgendered.

No wonder they aren't canon.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
January 29, 2013, 06:52:46 AM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on January 29, 2013, 05:35:17 AM
So in other words, Jesus digs the transgendered.

No wonder they aren't canon.

Oh I am DIGGING this interpretation


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#35
January 29, 2013, 10:32:46 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on January 28, 2013, 09:47:52 PM
Catholics are weird about women in church.

Yes, but it's justified.  Women sap away men's bodily fluids, and thus their vital essence.

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zen_magick

#36
January 29, 2013, 10:57:27 AM
From a religious studies dork (i.e. me),

The Gospel of Thomas, Mary, Judas are not Apocryphal because they were not not censored out of the original canon. These are all texts discovered in the last hundred years either in the nag hammadi library or as a part of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

Being gnostic texts they present varying views of the origins and beliefs of an emerging Christianity and do not reflect upon the "Church" as Paul built it.

Not to say that the Church would not have burnt them anyway but its like comparing cricket to baseball.
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#37
January 29, 2013, 12:17:20 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 29, 2013, 06:52:46 AM
Quote from: Queef Erisson on January 29, 2013, 05:35:17 AM
So in other words, Jesus digs the transgendered.

No wonder they aren't canon.

Oh I am DIGGING this interpretation


run with it!

Oh yeah. As soon as I typed it, I was like, "This could be good..."
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#38
January 29, 2013, 04:07:21 PM
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#39
January 29, 2013, 05:48:50 PM
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#40
January 31, 2013, 01:32:29 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 28, 2013, 09:57:56 PM
Kind of makes me wonder what the Catholic church's reaction is going to be as stem cell technologies expand our medical treatments into the life-extension arena. For that matter, that will be a game-changer in a lot of areas.

As I recall, the party line in the Church is against in-vitro fertilization, because just as abortion is the unnatural end of the unborn, IVF is the unnatural creation of the unborn.  So I imagine any sort of treatment that alters the "natural" lifespan would be anathema.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
January 31, 2013, 06:16:53 AM
Quote from: deadfong on January 31, 2013, 01:32:29 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 28, 2013, 09:57:56 PM
Kind of makes me wonder what the Catholic church's reaction is going to be as stem cell technologies expand our medical treatments into the life-extension arena. For that matter, that will be a game-changer in a lot of areas.

As I recall, the party line in the Church is against in-vitro fertilization, because just as abortion is the unnatural end of the unborn, IVF is the unnatural creation of the unborn.  So I imagine any sort of treatment that alters the "natural" lifespan would be anathema.

It also makes reproduction a stickier issue.
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#42
January 31, 2013, 12:23:43 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 31, 2013, 06:16:53 AM
Quote from: deadfong on January 31, 2013, 01:32:29 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 28, 2013, 09:57:56 PM
Kind of makes me wonder what the Catholic church's reaction is going to be as stem cell technologies expand our medical treatments into the life-extension arena. For that matter, that will be a game-changer in a lot of areas.

As I recall, the party line in the Church is against in-vitro fertilization, because just as abortion is the unnatural end of the unborn, IVF is the unnatural creation of the unborn.  So I imagine any sort of treatment that alters the "natural" lifespan would be anathema.

It also makes reproduction a stickier issue.
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