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...Until you see the whites of their eyes!
« on: February 02, 2013, 01:05:17 am »
So my manager walks down the aisle today and announces we are going to have a three legged race.

(...wait for it.)

He say's I'm out of luck.  I am taller than the rest, and would be hobbled by shorter teammates.

(...it's too good to be true...hold fire...)

He insists on going on about it. 

"It's OK, I can run a three legged race by myself."

Then he turn back to Kay, gets a sip of coffee in his mouth, and he realizes the implications of what I just said. 
HE spewed coffee ALL over Kay.

Suggestions of foolish sports have been rescinded.  :pwned:
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: ...Until you see the whites of their eyes!
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2013, 01:26:26 am »
 :lulz: That'll show him.
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Re: ...Until you see the whites of their eyes!
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2013, 01:55:43 am »
So...A challenger appears...
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