Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[P3nT4gR4m]

Roger is how Jesus would have been if he hadn't been born some mythical hippie with magical powers

[Junkenstein]

Back in work less than 6 hours.

Urge to kill - Unreasonable.

Current employment status of filthy assistant - Fired.


The best thing that could happen to this town is a petrol bomb.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

So, I took the time to actually plan ahead and ask my Tuesday Night Dinner ladies if they wanted to play dress-up this week, instead of someone deciding at the last minute "LET'S PLAY DRESS-UP" and everyone else saying "I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE IF YOU JUST LET ME KNOW BEFORE I WENT INTO WORK WITHOUT DRESS-UP CLOTHES." And they wanted CORSETS, and I NEVER get enough excuses to wear corsets and it was awesome and I made ALL THE MEXICAN FOODS (well, all the ones that I wanted to eat) and there was so much food and tasty and we had plenty of juice for mixing with VODKA and it was awesome and then we sat down to play GURPS and my asshat housemate spent about 10 minutes playing before pitching a fit, taking his ball and going home. By "home" I mean "outside" because that's where he stomped. And then everyone else left because drama is awkward.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Roger is how Jesus would have been if he hadn't been born some mythical hippie with magical powers

Or if I HAD them, but wouldn't USE them.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hate lepers.  That's really the whole story.

[LMNO]

So, I took the time to actually plan ahead and ask my Tuesday Night Dinner ladies if they wanted to play dress-up this week, instead of someone deciding at the last minute "LET'S PLAY DRESS-UP" and everyone else saying "I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE IF YOU JUST LET ME KNOW BEFORE I WENT INTO WORK WITHOUT DRESS-UP CLOTHES." And they wanted CORSETS, and I NEVER get enough excuses to wear corsets and it was awesome and I made ALL THE MEXICAN FOODS (well, all the ones that I wanted to eat) and there was so much food and tasty and we had plenty of juice for mixing with VODKA and it was awesome and then we sat down to play GURPS and my asshat housemate spent about 10 minutes playing before pitching a fit, taking his ball and going home. By "home" I mean "outside" because that's where he stomped. And then everyone else left because drama is awkward.

Moral: Never RPG at a dinner party.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I took the time to actually plan ahead and ask my Tuesday Night Dinner ladies if they wanted to play dress-up this week, instead of someone deciding at the last minute "LET'S PLAY DRESS-UP" and everyone else saying "I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE IF YOU JUST LET ME KNOW BEFORE I WENT INTO WORK WITHOUT DRESS-UP CLOTHES." And they wanted CORSETS, and I NEVER get enough excuses to wear corsets and it was awesome and I made ALL THE MEXICAN FOODS (well, all the ones that I wanted to eat) and there was so much food and tasty and we had plenty of juice for mixing with VODKA and it was awesome and then we sat down to play GURPS and my asshat housemate spent about 10 minutes playing before pitching a fit, taking his ball and going home. By "home" I mean "outside" because that's where he stomped. And then everyone else left because drama is awkward.

Moral: Never RPG at a dinner party.

And kick roomie in the nads.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I died laughing.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHo5jsurvbM

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I died laughing.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHo5jsurvbM

At least two of the yahoos in the response thread are HFTers.   

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

So, I took the time to actually plan ahead and ask my Tuesday Night Dinner ladies if they wanted to play dress-up this week, instead of someone deciding at the last minute "LET'S PLAY DRESS-UP" and everyone else saying "I TOTALLY WOULD HAVE IF YOU JUST LET ME KNOW BEFORE I WENT INTO WORK WITHOUT DRESS-UP CLOTHES." And they wanted CORSETS, and I NEVER get enough excuses to wear corsets and it was awesome and I made ALL THE MEXICAN FOODS (well, all the ones that I wanted to eat) and there was so much food and tasty and we had plenty of juice for mixing with VODKA and it was awesome and then we sat down to play GURPS and my asshat housemate spent about 10 minutes playing before pitching a fit, taking his ball and going home. By "home" I mean "outside" because that's where he stomped. And then everyone else left because drama is awkward.

Moral: Never RPG at a dinner party.

But we totally do all the time! Last campaign ended because I accidentally the entire universe.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I died laughing.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHo5jsurvbM

At least two of the yahoos in the response thread are HFTers.   

Which ones?
The street preacher and the furry? 

[Juana]

I think I might turn out to enjoy my South America class after all. We get to write a paper on why the dependecy theory is full of (agency-stripping) fail.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My interbutts are incredibly unstable today.

This is my 4th try at posting this.

[LMNO]

My interbutts are incredibly unstable today.

This is my 4th try at posting this.

http://gawker.com/the-internet/

A massive online war between a web hosting company based out of a NATO bunker in Holland and an international anti-spam organization has spilled over to the rest of the internet, causing widespread delays—and potentially escalating to the point where email and online banking could become inaccessible.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My interbutts are incredibly unstable today.

This is my 4th try at posting this.

http://gawker.com/the-internet/

A massive online war between a web hosting company based out of a NATO bunker in Holland and an international anti-spam organization has spilled over to the rest of the internet, causing widespread delays—and potentially escalating to the point where email and online banking could become inaccessible.

PIGFUCKERS.

This is PRECISELY why we can't have NICE THINGS.

These ass biscuits should be fed to wild animals.