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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Cain

#510
March 28, 2013, 04:12:36 PM
Thanks.  I probably would have considered the first two, but likely not Alberta.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#511
March 28, 2013, 04:52:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2013, 10:36:02 AM
So, it turns out my boss is sabotaging my attempts to find work elsewhere.  I've just had an email from the school I'm applying to saying they cannot proceed until they get a reference from my employer.

She was asked for a reference nearly three weeks ago now.

What a dick.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#512
March 28, 2013, 04:56:15 PM
Harumph.

Because JESUS, the offices will be closed tomorrow.  Which makes today, unexpectedly, End of Quarter.


Which means there's a 107% chance someone's going to get a face full of UNEXPECTEDLY today.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#513
March 28, 2013, 04:56:18 PM
Speaking of dicks, I recently found out that my most craziest stalker who hates me and wants to be me is trying to sabotage my professional reputation.

I don't think she'll have much luck, but jesus. I've been ignoring her for over a year, why is she even thinking about me?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#514
March 28, 2013, 04:56:35 PM
I've confronted her.  Got some lame excuse about iPads not always sending things by email properly...either way, I've forwaded on my emails and responses to her to the other school, so they can verify what she is saying.

Junkenstein

#515
March 28, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
This is exactly why every reference I have ever used is me with a sock over a spare mobile phone.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Nephew Twiddleton

#516
March 28, 2013, 06:21:39 PM
Another going away party at work today...
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Cain

#517
March 28, 2013, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 28, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
This is exactly why every reference I have ever used is me with a sock over a spare mobile phone.

It's tempting.

I also reckon she's playing for time, as she knows I have to give in my notice within 2 weeks.

Cainad (dec.)

#518
March 28, 2013, 07:24:23 PM
The right side of my jaw just made the sound you hear when you pull a drumstick off a turkey. No pain, but I'm a little grossed out by my own head right now.

I might have a wee bit of a TMJ problem.

Elder Iptuous

#519
March 28, 2013, 07:27:23 PM
huh...
no sensation other than the sound? (which i'm sure resonated in your skull quite nicely)

weird.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#520
March 28, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
Ex-husband's father has days to live. Fuck cancer right in the ear.

The Good Reverend Roger

#521
March 28, 2013, 07:30:11 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 28, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
Ex-husband's father has days to live. Fuck cancer right in the ear.

Ex-husband?  Didn't you just get married?

TGRR,
Hopelessly lost.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#522
March 28, 2013, 07:30:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2013, 06:32:41 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 28, 2013, 05:50:02 PM
This is exactly why every reference I have ever used is me with a sock over a spare mobile phone.

It's tempting.

I also reckon she's playing for time, as she knows I have to give in my notice within 2 weeks.

Watch your back, the one time something comparable occurred I was shat on royally. I find it best to give employers as little notice and knowledge as possible about any future employment.

And too right fuck cancer. It's pretty universally shitty. Condolences.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cainad (dec.)

#523
March 28, 2013, 07:31:25 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on March 28, 2013, 07:27:23 PM
huh...
no sensation other than the sound? (which i'm sure resonated in your skull quite nicely)

weird.

I should clarify that it also felt like pulling the drumstick off a turkey.

"crunch-pop"

No pain, which probably (read: hopefully) means there's no injury. I might be unwittingly grinding my teeth in my sleep, though, if it's a chronic stiff jaw thing.


Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 28, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
Ex-husband's father has days to live. Fuck cancer right in the ear.

:sad: I'm sorry to hear that.

Freeky

#524
March 28, 2013, 07:39:59 PM
I'm sorry to hear that, QG.  :(  Fuck cancer +1.
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