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Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky


Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2013, 07:30:11 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 28, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
Ex-husband's father has days to live. Fuck cancer right in the ear.

Ex-husband?  Didn't you just get married?

TGRR,
Hopelessly lost.
Second marriage. Kids are from the first. The Ex is also happily re-married and we all get along and confuse people.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 28, 2013, 07:43:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2013, 07:30:11 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 28, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
Ex-husband's father has days to live. Fuck cancer right in the ear.

Ex-husband?  Didn't you just get married?

TGRR,
Hopelessly lost.
Second marriage. Kids are from the first. The Ex is also happily re-married and we all get along and confuse people.

I bet that's successful as a troll, getting on with your ex well.  :lol:

East Coast Hustle

First full shift at the new job tomorrow. It's a soft opening for employees/friends/family, then the first day open to the public on sunday. They're not advertising it, hoping to ease the new crew and new menu in and do an advertised big grand re-opening next sunday (this location has been closed for a few months for renovation and major expansion). They've actually asked us not to post that we're open to the public this sunday on any social media, but I think it's gonna be an absolute shitshow anyway, and I'm quite looking forward to that. I've got the closing shift on sunday, 5pm to 2am, so I should be getting thrown right in the fire. I've also heard through the grapevine that our tipouts from the waitstaff and bartenders should average us an extra $4-$5 an hour, which is awfully nice. And they're still understaffed in the kitchen, which means probable overtime for the first couple weeks at least and a chance to impress and maybe end up being bumped up to be one of the new leads they're supposed to be selecting from the crew.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypseâ„¢

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Balls Wellington on March 29, 2013, 07:39:07 AM
First full shift at the new job tomorrow. It's a soft opening for employees/friends/family, then the first day open to the public on sunday. They're not advertising it, hoping to ease the new crew and new menu in and do an advertised big grand re-opening next sunday (this location has been closed for a few months for renovation and major expansion). They've actually asked us not to post that we're open to the public this sunday on any social media, but I think it's gonna be an absolute shitshow anyway, and I'm quite looking forward to that. I've got the closing shift on sunday, 5pm to 2am, so I should be getting thrown right in the fire. I've also heard through the grapevine that our tipouts from the waitstaff and bartenders should average us an extra $4-$5 an hour, which is awfully nice. And they're still understaffed in the kitchen, which means probable overtime for the first couple weeks at least and a chance to impress and maybe end up being bumped up to be one of the new leads they're supposed to be selecting from the crew.

Good luck, ECH.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

BLESSED ARE THE GODS OF ROADSIDE REFUSE, FOR THEY GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF.

Sita

Words are forming from my keyboard. Sadly unless I can figure out a way to make a story out of it no one shall ever see it. For if they do I would surely be sent to the padded room.
My brain is not a nice place today.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Cain

And I'm working.  Alone.  Again.  Because someone didn't bother to schedule in anyone else to work with me tonight.

I'm really ready to quit this fucking place.

Cain

Man, some of my previous University essays were crap.  I've been looking for some to possibly send in as part of my application, but the only good ones go well over the word limit.  Just as well though, I've definitely gotten better at writing since then, and able to make more consistent and logical arguments besides.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

God, don't you hate looking at old writing of yours? It so often makes me cringe to read my old writing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Called out of work sick because co-worker came to work sick and spread the plague. We work with food, people. I got shit on. She probably won't. Tomorrow is some holiday or whatever so I'll get bitched out for calling out the day before a holiday and milking it for a two day weekend or whatever.

Applying for other jobs when my head isn't screaming like a jet engine eating a flock of pigeons.
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 31, 2013, 12:08:04 AM
Called out of work sick because co-worker came to work sick and spread the plague. We work with food, people. I got shit on. She probably won't. Tomorrow is some holiday or whatever so I'll get bitched out for calling out the day before a holiday and milking it for a two day weekend or whatever.

Applying for other jobs when my head isn't screaming like a jet engine eating a flock of pigeons.

Yeah, you need to get out of that hellhole.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Ben Shapiro

Loving the new job as a junkyard dog errr junkyard bear. The call me the enforcer. Apparently everyone loves me for being able to talk to black people, and is not afraid to take their shit. I'm going to miss this job if I get hired as a Drafter, and also when I take summer classes. My online card shop/pc store has been doing well. My wives credit got extended because we made 5k this month, and payed off all of over previous medical bills and school loans. There's this racial tension between the hispanic and black community at this recycle center. I've been helping everyone by telling them to take this metal back use these home remedies to remove all this rust, and sell like new to people. I've given all the regulars my cell number so they can bring me all their PC's they find. I promised to give them 50% of what each processor, Hard Drive, and memory they bring me. They can also keep the cases so they can salvage them. So far I've been brought a few Core 2 Duo's ,and Quad Cores, and all the P4 Intel Chips I can eat. I've lost another 10 lbs in 3 days from being on my feet for 9 hrs. Also I just come home,shower,dinner, and sleep. I don't eat breakfast, and lunch is usually tons of propel vitamin water, and a multi-vitamin. So I fast for 15 Hours?