Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Junkenstein]

I stand corrected. I mean my retarded corner of the world. The place where paint thinner and lighter gas are considered recreational drugs. This place, where vowels comprise more of the word than there is word, where joy has been shunned without repetition, hesitation or exception, where people fear fire as a curse of the gods here I dwell.

And I KNOW that these people are from a time past. Idiocy has been bred to an art here. Their forefathers were nearly darwin award winners and by gods they will have their best shot too.

These people can't even fully vocalise their hate. They know that "Them" are fucking them, apparently. More detail than this has never been established. They're not overly racist, mainly due to a creative deficiency. All I want is one civil, normal, human interaction a day. This place, this special corner of Hades where the eagle shits on its flight, will never, ever, yield one.



COMMAS

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I stand corrected. I mean my retarded corner of the world. The place where paint thinner and lighter gas are considered recreational drugs. This place, where vowels comprise more of the word than there is word, where joy has been shunned without repetition, hesitation or exception, where people fear fire as a curse of the gods here I dwell.

And I KNOW that these people are from a time past. Idiocy has been bred to an art here. Their forefathers were nearly darwin award winners and by gods they will have their best shot too.

These people can't even fully vocalise their hate. They know that "Them" are fucking them, apparently. More detail than this has never been established. They're not overly racist, mainly due to a creative deficiency. All I want is one civil, normal, human interaction a day. This place, this special corner of Hades where the eagle shits on its flight, will never, ever, yield one.



COMMAS

AND THERE'S NO PARKING!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh, and as for the spammers in Holland who are fucking up the interbutts today, someone ought to go into their NATO bunker and give them the pink glove.

[Juana]

what the hell is up with Cambridge Press right now?

Probably the same thing, if it's online.

Fucking Dutch

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My interbutts are incredibly unstable today.

This is my 4th try at posting this.

http://gawker.com/the-internet/

A massive online war between a web hosting company based out of a NATO bunker in Holland and an international anti-spam organization has spilled over to the rest of the internet, causing widespread delays—and potentially escalating to the point where email and online banking could become inaccessible.

That's hilarious.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am home, and exhausted. And mildly afraid to check my Facebook, because I drunk-posted something mildly inflammatory last night and by this morning it was LOLDRAMABUTTZ everywhere.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Speaking of which, it is time for The Great Purge. If I accidentally purge one of you spags because I don't recognize your name, please just re-friend me.

[Cain]

potentially escalating to the point where email and online banking could become inaccessible.

So, like most days before the great spam war, in other words.   

[navkat]

So, panic attacks are something I get now.  I'm annoyed at this fact. 

I don't do anything nearly interesting enough to get them. 

I guess I feel like I didn't earn them.

You never do. When you have them, you feel like a whiny pussy who needs to get ahold of yourself and when you're not having them, you kinda wish you'd just break so they can take you away and it can be noodle-art and juiceboxes every day.

[Trivial]

So, panic attacks are something I get now.  I'm annoyed at this fact. 

I don't do anything nearly interesting enough to get them. 

I guess I feel like I didn't earn them.

You never do. When you have them, you feel like a whiny pussy who needs to get ahold of yourself and when you're not having them, you kinda wish you'd just break so they can take you away and it can be noodle-art and juiceboxes every day.

I learned albuterol is a bad thing to use during one.

Also since that incident I can exercise without using it.  It's like my lungs reset.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I apologize for my lack of presence lately. I will try and rectify that soon. But probably not this week.

[Cain]

So, it turns out my boss is sabotaging my attempts to find work elsewhere.  I've just had an email from the school I'm applying to saying they cannot proceed until they get a reference from my employer.

She was asked for a reference nearly three weeks ago now.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, it turns out my boss is sabotaging my attempts to find work elsewhere.  I've just had an email from the school I'm applying to saying they cannot proceed until they get a reference from my employer.

She was asked for a reference nearly three weeks ago now.

Have you applied at any schools in Canada?

[Cain]

Not yet. It may be next on the list.  Though I'm hoping even if I am forced to stay here, I'll have my postgrad degree done in a maximum of two years, and then it wont matter if she sabotages me or not, because PhD track candidates aren't picked on the basis of what their useless line manager says.

That or I'll just request Blackwater liquidates her as part of my signing on contract.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Not yet. It may be next on the list.  Though I'm hoping even if I am forced to stay here, I'll have my postgrad degree done in a maximum of two years, and then it wont matter if she sabotages me or not, because PhD track candidates aren't picked on the basis of what their useless line manager says.

That or I'll just request Blackwater liquidates her as part of my signing on contract.

Toronto and BC are worth looking at, as is Alberta.  Don't take any offers from anywhere else, it would be like living in York, only without the culture and sophistication you'd expect from York.