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Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 08, 2013, 09:32:33 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Juana

MY LIBRARY DOES NOT OPEN UNTIL TWO PM ON SUNDAYS. GODDAMNIT, UNIVERSITY CUTBACKS. I need to be able to get books and I cannot get to my books in the student union, a place I really don't like to spend time anyway.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Q. G. Pennyworth

I need a head count for baked goods soon. PLZ get me shipping info. Even if you're just going to feed the cookies to other people (or The Desert). I think I'm gonna bake this Tuesday so I can make way too much and feed Tuesday Dinner people, then ship things to you guys, then bring some to a baby shower on Saturday. My house is gonna smell like AWESOME.

Also, RWHN GET IN ON THIS! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR BAKED GOODS

Salty

After earning a living from doing massage for nearly a year, I have lost 12 fucking lbs. I am, however, gaining muscle mass and definition super fast. So...

Need more sandwiches.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Trivial

OK brain, you are saying you just saw where I put the drill bits, now please tell where that actually is.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.


Q. G. Pennyworth

I can't believe how many terrible recipes there are for Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls.

Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 08, 2013, 05:06:37 AM
Boys are so confusing.

SO CONFUSING.

Sigh.

Nope.  We're pretty damn simple, actually.  Just whack us with a rolled up newspaper once a day, throw us something resembling food, and don't get TOO upset when we piddle on the carpet.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

We decided to put our house on the market, which means staging the condo, which means I climbed and descended about 150 flights of stairs with heavy shit yesterday. 


My legs hurt.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 05:12:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 08, 2013, 05:06:37 AM
Boys are so confusing.

SO CONFUSING.

Sigh.

Nope.  We're pretty damn simple, actually.  Just whack us with a rolled up newspaper once a day, throw us something resembling food, and don't get TOO upset when we piddle on the carpet.

You are simple to YOU, because all of your completely mysterious thought processes appear obvious FROM THE INSIDE.

From the outside, I don't fucking understand anything you people do. YOU MAKE NO SENSE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Shit, this is heating up to be a busy day on the board with lots of meaty stuff to talk about and I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL IN 15 MINUTES. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 08, 2013, 02:17:00 PM
We decided to put our house on the market, which means staging the condo, which means I climbed and descended about 150 flights of stairs with heavy shit yesterday. 


My legs hurt.

Oh wow, good luck!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sita

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 08, 2013, 06:03:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2013, 05:12:11 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 08, 2013, 05:06:37 AM
Boys are so confusing.

SO CONFUSING.

Sigh.

Nope.  We're pretty damn simple, actually.  Just whack us with a rolled up newspaper once a day, throw us something resembling food, and don't get TOO upset when we piddle on the carpet.

You are simple to YOU, because all of your completely mysterious thought processes appear obvious FROM THE INSIDE.

From the outside, I don't fucking understand anything you people do. YOU MAKE NO SENSE.
(Most) men make sense to me.
It's (most) women I can't understand for the life of me.
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