Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Today is the day of ALL THE BAKINGS. So far only one thing has failed to cook properly, so that's something. Also, I'm terrible at planning. If you end up with less of something than everyone else, it's because I hate you (or math).

When I bake, the only ones who will eat what comes out of the oven are the firemen who show up because of for fire.

[Luna]

Today is the day of ALL THE BAKINGS. So far only one thing has failed to cook properly, so that's something. Also, I'm terrible at planning. If you end up with less of something than everyone else, it's because I hate you (or math).

When I bake, the only ones who will eat what comes out of the oven are the firemen who show up because of for fire.

Hee...  Last fireman who came to my house for baking, I kept. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Today is the day of ALL THE BAKINGS. So far only one thing has failed to cook properly, so that's something. Also, I'm terrible at planning. If you end up with less of something than everyone else, it's because I hate you (or math).

When I bake, the only ones who will eat what comes out of the oven are the firemen who show up because of for fire.

Hee...  Last fireman who came to my house for baking, I kept.

I should try that some time.

[Luna]

True story.  I was home alone, bored, and baked pumpkin bread.  Tossed up a pic on Facebook, because, fuck you, I have yummy and you don't.  While trading a couple of the other guys, I get a message from my buddy, who happens to be an ENTer, asking where his is.  Told him to come get it, and he did.   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, I guess that's it for the day.

TGRR,
Still has a half hour to kill.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

http://myscienceacademy.org/2013/04/09/laser-weapon-system-laws/

AND STILL NO FLYING CARS!

I want my goddamn money back.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Just got off work. Need a job that does not cut my hands all to fuck as it makes it hard to be crafty when my hands are rougher than a cat's tongue and covered in band-aids. And I ain't even workin' construction. Unless you count building sammiches, which I don't.

Had a good night. Almost got pissed off but remembered that the job and the issues aren't worth my ire. No, no. Upper decking, maybe. But not anger.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Longest goddamn day ever. I am so looking forward to a time when Tuesdays aren't 13 hours of pure go go go.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I heard from the boy. Nothing meaningful, but it was a response. I sent him a picture of the "GODISSKUM" from IKEA. He liked it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I ate some strange and terrible things today. I feel like those things are now trying to fight their way out of my abdomen through whatever orifice possible, even if they have to make a fresh one.

[Cain]

Indonesian coffee is best coffee.

Just putting it out there, for people who didn't know.

[Luna]

I ate some strange and terrible things today. I feel like those things are now trying to fight their way out of my abdomen through whatever orifice possible, even if they have to make a fresh one.

Ow, had that once, after finishing off some of Richter's leftover vindaloo.   

[East Coast Hustle]

http://myscienceacademy.org/2013/04/09/laser-weapon-system-laws/

AND STILL NO FLYING CARS!

I want my goddamn money back.

The ship I worked on had a contract that was part of the testing for that system. It was actually one of the most boring jobs we ever did.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Nut-free cookies are done, now to poison my kitchen with allergens!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, the sandstorm finally ended, and we have that smell you get after a storm.

Not the one you're thinking of.  This wasn't rain, after all.  No, it's a combination of "ash tray" and "open and untended field latrine".

Smell that fresh air.  Yum yum yum.  Makes me feel like a new man.