Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I ate some strange and terrible things today. I feel like those things are now trying to fight their way out of my abdomen through whatever orifice possible, even if they have to make a fresh one.

Ow, had that once, after finishing off some of Richter's leftover vindaloo.   

I am not loving it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, the sandstorm finally ended, and we have that smell you get after a storm.

Not the one you're thinking of.  This wasn't rain, after all.  No, it's a combination of "ash tray" and "open and untended field latrine".

Smell that fresh air.  Yum yum yum.  Makes me feel like a new man.

Gross!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, the sandstorm finally ended, and we have that smell you get after a storm.

Not the one you're thinking of.  This wasn't rain, after all.  No, it's a combination of "ash tray" and "open and untended field latrine".

Smell that fresh air.  Yum yum yum.  Makes me feel like a new man.

Gross!

It's like God squatted over the city.  Again.

[Luna]

Got the phone call about an hour before I left work, friend's baby looks to be finally on the way.  Poor woman has been in early labor since Monday morning, it's now Wednesday afternoon, about time, right?

I go over after work, send them off to the hospital.  Spend a couple hours sitting on their eldest (the other two kids being farmed out to family friends for the duration), and crash out on the couch.

5AM, front door opens.  They both walk in, no baby, yet.  Apparently, "it just stopped."

[Cain]

Huh. So my net pay in my new job is my gross pay in this job.  I can live with that.

[LMNO]

Huh. So my net pay in my new job is my gross pay in this job.  I can live with that.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

YAY MONEYS

[Cain]

Tis a nice bonus.

I must have looked at the pay wrong, as I originally thought I was getting paid the same as I currently am.  To be honest though, they could have been paying less and I still would have seriously considered it.

Also, Switzerland.  Everything is expensive, yo.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That is excellent, Cain!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I knew Cain would manage to extricate himself from the Brat Farm and land something awesome. It was only a matter of time. 

[Salty]

My cousin, who is living poorly (and by that I mean without style, grace, or MAXIMUM FUN) on Kindergeld (Germans just GIVE you money when you have kids every month. They also take out a fuckton in payroll taxes, like, 50% of your pay in some cases).

So he's living directly off the government dwindling number of tax payers, putting in zero effort to finish some kind of education so he can qualify for work other than labor type jobs (which he's too much of a pansy for) and more or less missed his chance to do so now that he's 20.

So now...he's going to be a rapper. Little rapper from one of the richest and backwater areas in Germany. All right, OKAY.

Except he's on FB, talking to some courier company about an ad, and how they didn't respond to his email, how they only do anything for money, how he makes them want to puke. He wants them to put out an ad for his new single.

YOU MAKE ME PUKE, SELL MY SONG.

How does access to one of the better educations in the world, clean air and countryside, and all that other shit produce such a first world brat with zero concept of..well anything beyond his own direct needs?

I keep thinking of having them send him here for a few months, then I put him to work and make him cry. He would cry too, little baby.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I want everybody to GTFO my planet. Now.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

About a month left in the semester. Things are getting busy. Wont be around too much in the next couple of weeks but ill try and stop in from time to time.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Did not finish packing things in time to ship today, have to do it tomorrow.

My kitchen is a mess, but it smells AMAZING.