Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

[Cain]

On the plus side, my shouting has renedered my floor entirely silent.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

On the plus side, my shouting has renedered my floor entirely silent.

I'm tempted to buy you a Taser for Christmas. It would spare your vocal chords.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I've got my best friend moving in.
YAY.

[Elder Iptuous]

i put my house on the market yesterday.
we had two showings the first day.
it appears the first couple that looked at the house are going to buy it.
(!)
now i've got to find a house to move into!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Gonna do some writing today.

Just as soon as all the bullshit slows down.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

MAKE it slow down. 

[Elder Iptuous]

awesome!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

MAKE it slow down. 

There are no controls for slowing down.  Only for speeding up.

[Freeky]

Laptop I used for work got stolen yesterday. According to my parents, it is my fault that someone jimmied the lock on mY car door and took it, and Hat, whose store I was volunteering for, should buy me a new one, and they should let me use the computer at the register, and I should take my ancient, virus riddled desktop computer.

  all of that is totally more reasonable then letting me borrow yours for three (3) days. Yep.

On the plus side, now I know better than to get a new one myself, and instead I will get refurbished ones with Not Windows 8 on them.

[East Coast Hustle]

Went and interviewed for a part-time job to supplement my current part-time job. By the time the interview was over, they offered me full-time employment starting $2/hr higher than what they always start cooks at, full benefits after 90 days (medical/dental/vision/401K), and were telling me why it's an awesome company to be a manager for and that they intend to fast-track me in that direction.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA!

[LMNO]

Sweet! Nice going.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

MAKE it slow down. 

There are no controls for slowing down.  Only for speeding up.

It's an EVERYTHING DEFAULTS TO MAIN thing, isn't it?

Laptop I used for work got stolen yesterday. According to my parents, it is my fault that someone jimmied the lock on mY car door and took it, and Hat, whose store I was volunteering for, should buy me a new one, and they should let me use the computer at the register, and I should take my ancient, virus riddled desktop computer.

  all of that is totally more reasonable then letting me borrow yours for three (3) days. Yep.

On the plus side, now I know better than to get a new one myself, and instead I will get refurbished ones with Not Windows 8 on them.

Not saying it's your fault, but was it visible to people passing by?

Stelz
a lifetime of shitty neighborhoods

Went and interviewed for a part-time job to supplement my current part-time job. By the time the interview was over, they offered me full-time employment starting $2/hr higher than what they always start cooks at, full benefits after 90 days (medical/dental/vision/401K), and were telling me why it's an awesome company to be a manager for and that they intend to fast-track me in that direction.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA!

Let me touch the hem of thy robe that I may be healed. 
Congrats!

[Freeky]

Went and interviewed for a part-time job to supplement my current part-time job. By the time the interview was over, they offered me full-time employment starting $2/hr higher than what they always start cooks at, full benefits after 90 days (medical/dental/vision/401K), and were telling me why it's an awesome company to be a manager for and that they intend to fast-track me in that direction.

THANKS ALOT OBAMA!

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

[Freeky]

Stella, I don't know. It may have been. I don't normally keep it in the car.


But then, passerby would have been having to actively look through cars, since the parking lot is blocked from view.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Stella, I don't know. It may have been. I don't normally keep it in the car.


But then, passerby would have been having to actively look through cars, since the parking lot is blocked from view.

They do.

They look for cars that are worth breaking into, like the ones that have a visible laptop, purse, etc.