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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 09, 2013, 04:43:21 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.

What the actual fuck?!?

Is this a troll  :x

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.

What the actual fuck?!?

Is this a troll  :x

You're assuming that it was a mistake.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.

What the actual fuck?!?

Is this a troll  :x

You're assuming that it was a mistake.

:horror:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.

What the actual fuck?!?

Is this a troll  :x

You're assuming that it was a mistake.

:angrymob:  <-- can we do this yet? can we? just burn them all down with the CEO's and VP's in them??

Juana

I would vote for any plan that does that, for the good of the species.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:24:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.

What the actual fuck?!?

Is this a troll  :x

You're assuming that it was a mistake.

:angrymob:  <-- can we do this yet? can we? just burn them all down with the CEO's and VP's in them??

YOU SHUSH. NASCAR'S ON.
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:mullet:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 08:18:01 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 06:24:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 11, 2013, 04:06:20 PM
I don't understand how the hell they went after this guy because of a typo in his address.
That's not how they work. You don't go by address, you go by social and account number.

What the actual fuck?!?

Is this a troll  :x

You're assuming that it was a mistake.

:angrymob:  <-- can we do this yet? can we? just burn them all down with the CEO's and VP's in them??

YOU SHUSH. NASCAR'S ON.
              /

:mullet:

:lulz:

WAIT. I mean  :argh!:

Sir Squid Diddimus

Actually, that was perfect.

PAINFULLY fucking perfect.  :cry: