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THE ORANGE EATING CONTEST IS baaaaaaaack!

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, March 12, 2013, 02:29:43 AM

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#15
March 13, 2013, 12:30:45 AM
Quote from: Juana Go? on March 12, 2013, 03:11:22 PM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on March 12, 2013, 02:57:10 AM
I have never had a blood orange.  I feel deprived.
You are. They're out of season now, I think, but you should get them next year.


Have we decided which weekend to do this? I'm not in town this weekend (wheeee going to the desert wheee), but next weekend works better for me.

I need to do it this weekend. Oranges arrive tomorrow.

navkat

#16
March 13, 2013, 03:10:59 AM
My kid is thrilled. Mommy eating oranges all day means we're having a pyjama day, cracking out on video games together and there'll be a huge spread of all his favorite snacky-meal foods because there's no point in my cooking big meals for one little kid.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
March 13, 2013, 03:24:14 AM
I am ready anytime. Oranges are on sale at Safeway right now.

My children just look at me with SO MUCH DISGUST/HORROR. They think it's the stupidest thing ever. I love it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#18
March 13, 2013, 03:47:46 AM
Alex thinks it's hilarious. Last time, I went around the house with Orange-face and basically put a cold-cut spread and fruit salad out for him the afternoon and it was dumplings and mozzarella sticks for dinner. This time, we're gonna crack-out on Mario together and go see Oz when I invariably lose.

navkat

#19
March 13, 2013, 03:49:08 AM
All the ascorbic acid can't hurt, either.

navkat

#20
March 13, 2013, 03:50:04 AM
I'd like to present the idea that we move this contest next year to the beginning of flu season, BTW.

P3nT4gR4m

#21
March 13, 2013, 12:18:02 PM
Quote from: six to the quixotic on March 13, 2013, 12:18:57 AM

SO MUCH FUN YOU WILL SHIT TEARS OF BLOOD!!!


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#22
March 13, 2013, 05:47:38 PM
The only way to win this competition is to not take part.

Cain,
winnar by default.

Eater of Clowns

#23
March 13, 2013, 05:58:34 PM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 13, 2013, 03:10:59 AM
My kid is thrilled. Mommy eating oranges all day means we're having a pyjama day, cracking out on video games together and there'll be a huge spread of all his favorite snacky-meal foods because there's no point in my cooking big meals for one little kid.

I love the idea of a kid growing up in a world where grown ups just occasionally engorge themselves with truly vile amounts of oranges.   :)

I just bought a bag of navels.  First time entry, motherfuckers.  I don't even know what I'm getting into.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

#24
March 13, 2013, 06:16:32 PM
You will be FUCKED FOREVER.

Eater of Clowns

#25
March 13, 2013, 07:20:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 13, 2013, 06:16:32 PM
You will be FUCKED FOREVER.

What I lack in gastrointestinal fortitude I make up for by being a complete disaster.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#26
March 14, 2013, 08:53:26 AM
Friend came over, ate some blood oranges. I now only have 25.

tomorrow, you bastards!

Reginald Ret

#27
March 14, 2013, 12:20:30 PM
Soooooon! Muahahhaw!
But first, i am going to eat UNLIMITED SPARERIBS tonight!
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#28
March 14, 2013, 12:28:08 PM
:facepalm:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
March 14, 2013, 06:51:07 PM
TONIGHT

I BUY MY ORANGES

PREPARE TO DIE!














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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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