THE ORANGE EATING CONTEST IS baaaaaaaack!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I have never had a blood orange.  I feel deprived.

You are. They're out of season now, I think, but you should get them next year.


Have we decided which weekend to do this? I'm not in town this weekend (wheeee going to the desert wheee), but next weekend works better for me.

I need to do it this weekend. Oranges arrive tomorrow.

[navkat]

My kid is thrilled. Mommy eating oranges all day means we're having a pyjama day, cracking out on video games together and there'll be a huge spread of all his favorite snacky-meal foods because there's no point in my cooking big meals for one little kid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am ready anytime. Oranges are on sale at Safeway right now.

My children just look at me with SO MUCH DISGUST/HORROR. They think it's the stupidest thing ever. I love it!

[navkat]

Alex thinks it's hilarious. Last time, I went around the house with Orange-face and basically put a cold-cut spread and fruit salad out for him the afternoon and it was dumplings and mozzarella sticks for dinner. This time, we're gonna crack-out on Mario together and go see Oz when I invariably lose.

[navkat]

All the ascorbic acid can't hurt, either.

[navkat]

I'd like to present the idea that we move this contest next year to the beginning of flu season, BTW.

[P3nT4gR4m]

SO MUCH FUN YOU WILL SHIT TEARS OF BLOOD!!!

One word: "News" and "Feed"

[Cain]

The only way to win this competition is to not take part.

Cain,
winnar by default.

[Eater of Clowns]

My kid is thrilled. Mommy eating oranges all day means we're having a pyjama day, cracking out on video games together and there'll be a huge spread of all his favorite snacky-meal foods because there's no point in my cooking big meals for one little kid.

I love the idea of a kid growing up in a world where grown ups just occasionally engorge themselves with truly vile amounts of oranges.   

I just bought a bag of navels.  First time entry, motherfuckers.  I don't even know what I'm getting into.

[LMNO]

You will be FUCKED FOREVER.

[Eater of Clowns]

You will be FUCKED FOREVER.

What I lack in gastrointestinal fortitude I make up for by being a complete disaster.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Friend came over, ate some blood oranges. I now only have 25.

tomorrow, you bastards!

[Reginald Ret]

Soooooon! Muahahhaw!
But first, i am going to eat UNLIMITED SPARERIBS tonight!
It's preparation.
Somehow.

[LMNO]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

TONIGHT

I BUY MY ORANGES

PREPARE TO DIE!














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