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I'm crushing so hard that I can't fucking concentrate on anything at all

Started by Dalek, March 12, 2013, 04:32:32 PM

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Dalek

#45
March 18, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Everything did work out. I'm pretty happy, floating on a cloud of serotonin. Even managed to convince my mother not to make a problem out of it. Fuck yes  :banana:

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
March 18, 2013, 01:42:41 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 18, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Everything did work out. I'm pretty happy, floating on a cloud of serotonin. Even managed to convince my mother not to make a problem out of it. Fuck yes  :banana:

Well, then, carry on.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
March 18, 2013, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 18, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Everything did work out. I'm pretty happy, floating on a cloud of serotonin. Even managed to convince my mother not to make a problem out of it. Fuck yes  :banana:

Hey Dalek, I think this group might be more your kind of place: http://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/

Especially since we're just a bunch of old fucks who wish that we could be doing lame knockoff LSD in McDonalds with a junkie skank.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
March 18, 2013, 02:27:24 PM
YOLO, bitchez!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#49
March 18, 2013, 02:47:16 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 18, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Everything did work out. I'm pretty happy, floating on a cloud of serotonin. Even managed to convince my mother not to make a problem out of it. Fuck yes  :banana:

Enjoy the serotonin while it lasts. Sounds like you're working hard on melting the receptors. Nother couple of years and you'll feel nothing. You'll be glad of the YOLO thing cos you'll know that when you slice those pretty little wrists that it will all go away  :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
March 18, 2013, 03:41:55 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 17, 2013, 07:15:46 PM
You're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!

You're adorable. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
March 18, 2013, 03:46:10 PM Last Edit: March 18, 2013, 07:53:29 PM by The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 18, 2013, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 18, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Everything did work out. I'm pretty happy, floating on a cloud of serotonin. Even managed to convince my mother not to make a problem out of it. Fuck yes  :banana:

Hey Dalek, I think this group might be more your kind of place: http://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/

Especially since we're just a bunch of old fucks who wish that we could be doing lame knockoff LSD in McDonalds with a junkie skank.

And pretending that it's SCIENCE...ie, "testing <insert drug name>.  I am sure rigorous controls and double-blind methodology are being used.

DOIN' IT WRONG.  Back in MY day, it wasn't "testing", it was "DOING DRUGS" or "GETTING HIGH" or even "PARTYING".  We didn't dress it up in pseudo-scientific terms, we just DID IT.  TO THE WALL.

Then we got a little older, and realized you can have more fun if you're not ripped to the teats 24/7...That life is a little more interesting when you LIVE it, rather than just turning into a fraggle and spending your precious, irreplaceable youth living in a drugged stupor.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#52
March 18, 2013, 04:02:49 PM
Checked thread to see how the forbidden love was coming along.

Saw "Drugs and drugs and gonads" part 5553335333535353500292.

Thread noted to contain little of value.

Observation - 30 pages, especially if the unique snowflake has a revalation while huffing mints.


It's just so sad because he won't get the drugs the big boys talk about. Probably not even got the balls to go near jenkem.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#53
March 18, 2013, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 18, 2013, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 18, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Everything did work out. I'm pretty happy, floating on a cloud of serotonin. Even managed to convince my mother not to make a problem out of it. Fuck yes  :banana:

Hey Dalek, I think this group might be more your kind of place: http://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/

Especially since we're just a bunch of old fucks who wish that we could be doing lame knockoff LSD in McDonalds with a junkie skank.

For some reason, I followed the link.

Quoteteddy Rannila maybe we need to BAN some fuckers
Saturday at 20:45 · 1

Nothing of value here for any who remain curious.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#54
March 18, 2013, 05:38:47 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 18, 2013, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 18, 2013, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 18, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Everything did work out. I'm pretty happy, floating on a cloud of serotonin. Even managed to convince my mother not to make a problem out of it. Fuck yes  :banana:

Hey Dalek, I think this group might be more your kind of place: http://www.facebook.com/groups/2204727328/

Especially since we're just a bunch of old fucks who wish that we could be doing lame knockoff LSD in McDonalds with a junkie skank.

For some reason, I followed the link.

Quoteteddy Rannila maybe we need to BAN some fuckers
Saturday at 20:45 · 1

Nothing of value here for any who remain curious.

In the past 24 hours, all I've seen there is a crotch shot of an obese woman with "lick me" on her thighs, a warty colon, and a gangreneous dick.

They're trying to be GIGGLES and failing miserably. No LAILAISE.

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

#55
March 18, 2013, 05:54:40 PM
Quote from: Dalek on March 17, 2013, 07:15:46 PM
You're just a bunch of old people wishing you'd be young again. YOLO, bitchez!

newsfeed endorsement?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cain

#56
March 18, 2013, 06:07:48 PM
This thread should be renamed "I'm plugging so hard that I can't concentrate on anything at all".

P3nT4gR4m

#57
March 18, 2013, 06:58:26 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 18, 2013, 04:02:49 PM
Checked thread to see how the forbidden love was coming along.

Saw "Drugs and drugs and gonads" part 5553335333535353500292.

Thread noted to contain little of value.

Observation - 30 pages, especially if the unique snowflake has a revalation while huffing mints.


It's just so sad because he won't get the drugs the big boys talk about. Probably not even got the balls to go near jenkem.

What he said. Butthash or GTFO

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

#58
March 18, 2013, 08:40:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 18, 2013, 06:07:48 PM
This thread should be renamed "I'm plugging so hard that I can't concentrate on anything at all".

Quote from: Dalek on March 18, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Everything did work out. I'm pretty happy, floating on a cloud of serotonin anally injected ketamine. Even managed to convince my mother not to make a problem out of it. Fuck yes  :banana:

Hmm, that could work...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#59
March 18, 2013, 11:44:43 PM
Thread has turned  :lol:.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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