LMNO QUIZ: Just HOW LMNO are you?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Have you done it on a boat? Have you done it with a goat?  Have you done it in a bed?  Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the ass?  Have you done it, high on grass?  Have you done it in the car?  Have you simply gone to far?

Have you done it on the beach?  Have you done it with the teach?  Have you done it on your back?  Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?  Have you done it with a fox?  Have you done it in a tree?  Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?  Have you done it for the pain?  Have you done it 'tween the tits?  Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?  Have you done it undercover?  Have you done it on a a perch?  Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?  Have you done it with a sturgeon?  Have you done it with ropes and chains?  Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?  Have you done it underage?  Have you done it with all your friends?  Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?  Have you done it on a log?  Have you done it under clamps?  Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?  Have you done it for all to see?  Have you ever had VD?  Have you done it on Mother's couch?  Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?  Have you done it out of shape?  Have you done it on live TV?  Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?  Have you done it on a whim?  Have you done it on a dare?  Was all this done with flair?

[LMNO]

 

[Lenin McCarthy]

No to all. I guess that means I'm very un-LMNO. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

No to all. I guess that means I'm very un-LMNO. 

Nobody is very LMNO, of course.  THERE ISN'T ROOM.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

No to ALL?
About a dozen of those are fairly provincial. 

[Lenin McCarthy]

Working on it. Will use this as a checklist.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NOT THE DOG NOOOOOOO

[Richter]

LLMNOOOOOO......

LMNO if you could,
oooooohoooooo
Tell me how best to stroke upon my wood.
Show how to get a better fap
Spunk on titties, a merkin mat, or cheese.

LMNO if you care,
ooooohooooo
Tell me where to buy that leather underwear
Tell me how it really fits
and how packed in my junk will be.

LMNOOOOOO
GOd of sex that you are,
Surely these things I ask
Will help me get a lot more ass

LMNO if you might
ooooooohhooooo
Show me where to watch a good cock fight.
Where the bars are fabulous
and the patrons fraught with will frott will be

LMNO if you want,
oooohooooooo
Help me meet some women who ain't gaunt.
Who have a hefty rack
that's worth a stare or stroke or three

LMNOOO....
LMNNNNOOOOOOOOO......!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Richter brings the disease!

[Richter]

Rules of the LMNO quiz

1. The quiz will only be proctored if someone asks if the quiz is going to be proctored.  Here's a hint, don't ask.

2. You may bring in a single sheet of 8.5 by 11 inch paper, or a dental dam of equivalent area.

3. Writing is allowed on either of the objects in Rule #2.  It is recommended, however, that you use your object of choice to shield your mouth during the LMNO quiz.

4. There will be no class, study sessions, cram sessions, review sessions, etc. covering material on the LMNO quiz.  Asking for one is equivalent to offering yourself as a demonstration.

5.  You may bring a #2 pencil to the LMNO quiz. 

6.  Should at any point you choose to cease the horror by ending your life, you may use your #2 pencil to do so.

7.  Use of your hands to do so, or at any point during the quiz, is a privilege you may be required to earn.

8.  You can talk about the LMNO quiz, but no one will believe you.

9.  In fact, they'll probably all hate you and stop loving you if you do.

10.  Admitting to taking the LMNO quiz during the sacrament of confession has had unpredictable results.

11.  The "LMNO Style" Harlem shake is not to be discussed.  For your own safety.

12.  Bear in mind that while removing jewelry from any piercings before the LMNO quiz MAY prevent snagging, it also presents another orifice.  You have been warned. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

No to ALL?
About a dozen of those are fairly provincial. 

I KNOW, RIGHT?

Who HASN'T done it with a perch?

[Lenin McCarthy]

NOT THE DOG NOOOOOOO

But... but...

Okay, I'll skip the ones that involve creatures who are unable to give meaningful consent.
And the VD and the exhibitionism. And probably a few more.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I guess I was still technically 17 at the time, so I qualify for at least one of those (beyond "in a bed" and "without style"). I don't think I'll ever manage to score more than 5% on this quiz

Edit: especially since that would require me to actually score.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

No to ALL?
About a dozen of those are fairly provincial. 

I KNOW, RIGHT?

Who HASN'T done it with a perch?

Rules of the LMNO quiz

1. The quiz will only be proctored if someone asks if the quiz is going to be proctored.  Here's a hint, don't ask.

2. You may bring in a single sheet of 8.5 by 11 inch paper, or a dental dam of equivalent area.

3. Writing is allowed on either of the objects in Rule #2.  It is recommended, however, that you use your object of choice to shield your mouth during the LMNO quiz.

4. There will be no class, study sessions, cram sessions, review sessions, etc. covering material on the LMNO quiz.  Asking for one is equivalent to offering yourself as a demonstration.

5.  You may bring a #2 pencil to the LMNO quiz. 

6.  Should at any point you choose to cease the horror by ending your life, you may use your #2 pencil to do so.

7.  Use of your hands to do so, or at any point during the quiz, is a privilege you may be required to earn.

8.  You can talk about the LMNO quiz, but no one will believe you.

9.  In fact, they'll probably all hate you and stop loving you if you do.

10.  Admitting to taking the LMNO quiz during the sacrament of confession has had unpredictable results.

11.  The "LMNO Style" Harlem shake is not to be discussed.  For your own safety.

12.  Bear in mind that while removing jewelry from any piercings before the LMNO quiz MAY prevent snagging, it also presents another orifice.  You have been warned. 

This can't be quoted enough. IT'S FOR YOUR SAFETY.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I never even took the bastard quiz. I just heard about it from a guy in the pub. And now I'm fucking pregnant!