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Quite possibly the greatest text message troll ever.

Started by Suu, April 13, 2013, 04:12:10 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

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Pergamos



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Holy fuck. I've done absolutely no work today. I'm on page 270. And they're still fucking with him  :eek:

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Pergamos

Ok, I read the tumblr to get an idea of what all was going on and i have to say, I don't think this guy deserves this.  Yeah, he's a creep who randomly texts chicks and has no social skills whatsoever.  He also wanked for a kid, which shows he has poor filters more than that he is any kind of predator.  This guy has problems, he looks a bit like he might have downs syndrome, or fetal alcohol syndrome.  Picking on the mentally handicapped isn't cool, even the creepy mentally handicapped.

I'm not bashing the original Kelly texts, but the level that this got taken to is fairly out of hand, especially those craig's list ads.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

On one hand, it's unfair because he's clearly suffering from fetal lead poisoning or something like it. On the other hand, he chronically texts random women/girls and talks dirty to them, and that's totally unacceptable. Also, the thing with jerking off on webcam for a 12-year-old... he believed she was 12, that's fucking disgusting, and you can be fairly safe in betting that he had jerked off on webcam for a multitude of other little girls before he was busted. So, he's kind of a retard, but he's also a scumbag, and he clearly has no authentic feelings for these "women" he's texting with. He's a predator. A retarded predator.

However, completely aside from issues of whether he deserves it, these guys have gone a few steps beyond trolling into a giant revolving trainwreck that can only possibly end badly, and I can't stop reading it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pergamos on April 15, 2013, 10:11:28 AM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 14, 2013, 06:47:59 PM
You gotta admit, THIS was a genius move: hp://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cas/3728897454.html
and: hp://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/zip/3728368490.html

Kind of shitty for any Trans person who actually responds to the first ad...

Nobody seems to know who put up the ads.

A couple of the guys mentioned that they hope nobody actually responds to it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 15, 2013, 04:13:44 PM
On one hand, it's unfair because he's clearly suffering from fetal lead poisoning or something like it. On the other hand, he chronically texts random women/girls and talks dirty to them, and that's totally unacceptable. Also, the thing with jerking off on webcam for a 12-year-old... he believed she was 12, that's fucking disgusting, and you can be fairly safe in betting that he had jerked off on webcam for a multitude of other little girls before he was busted. So, he's kind of a retard, but he's also a scumbag, and he clearly has no authentic feelings for these "women" he's texting with. He's a predator. A retarded predator.

However, completely aside from issues of whether he deserves it, these guys have gone a few steps beyond trolling into a giant revolving trainwreck that can only possibly end badly, and I can't stop reading it.

This. Exactly this! Some of it makes me feel bad but some of it makes me laugh my fucking ass off. Such is life. Also, he might get to fuck Sister Steel so they're really being nice to him, right?

MY BODY IS READY!!!  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

Agree with Nigel. He's retarded, but he's definitely a predator. And he gets all controlling with ANYBODY he texts with: "Stop fucking him", "U my girlfriend?"
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 15, 2013, 04:13:44 PM
On one hand, it's unfair because he's clearly suffering from fetal lead poisoning or something like it. On the other hand, he chronically texts random women/girls and talks dirty to them, and that's totally unacceptable. Also, the thing with jerking off on webcam for a 12-year-old... he believed she was 12, that's fucking disgusting, and you can be fairly safe in betting that he had jerked off on webcam for a multitude of other little girls before he was busted. So, he's kind of a retard, but he's also a scumbag, and he clearly has no authentic feelings for these "women" he's texting with. He's a predator. A retarded predator.

However, completely aside from issues of whether he deserves it, these guys have gone a few steps beyond trolling into a giant revolving trainwreck that can only possibly end badly, and I can't stop reading it.

Yeah, everyone in this thing is fucked when LE finally sorts it out. I ate an entire pouch of almond M&Ms reading it though.

navkat


Suu

I just picked up reading in the 200s. These guys have taken the joke to the next level.


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Page 340 looks like the end but I've said that before...

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark