« Reply #5393 on: March 06, 2019, 07:59:45 pm »
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.
You also don't have bones.
Let's be fair, here.
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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
