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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5385 on: March 06, 2019, 05:37:48 am »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5386 on: March 06, 2019, 08:53:08 am »
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator

PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier









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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5387 on: March 06, 2019, 09:17:08 am »
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator

PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier

NOUUU, it aint a sex toy, nor a "plumbus" nor a money maker.  :lulz:

16 units of what? I dont understand
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5388 on: March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 am »
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5389 on: March 06, 2019, 12:52:19 pm »
Playskool's "My First Sarlacc Pit", suitable for ages 2-6.

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5390 on: March 06, 2019, 01:08:13 pm »
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5391 on: March 06, 2019, 01:10:48 pm »
I googled it, and determined that it is not, in fact, intended as a tentacle-tip cleaner.  :|
But it does come in three colours and sizes!

16 units of what? I dont understand

4x4=16, I guess?
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5392 on: March 06, 2019, 05:00:02 pm »
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator

PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier

NOUUU, it aint a sex toy, nor a "plumbus" nor a money maker.  :lulz:

16 units of what? I dont understand

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5393 on: March 06, 2019, 07:59:45 pm »
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.

You also don't have bones.

Let's be fair, here.
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« Reply #5394 on: March 06, 2019, 08:03:41 pm »
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.

You also don't have bones.

Let's be fair, here.

And we’re just going to accept his bonelessness?
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5395 on: March 06, 2019, 08:12:26 pm »
You dont have to.

You can buy boned Hoopla for cheaper and stop being so goddamned lazy.

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5396 on: March 06, 2019, 08:16:04 pm »
You dont have to.

You can buy boned Hoopla for cheaper and stop being so goddamned lazy.

I damned well will, too.
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5397 on: March 06, 2019, 08:19:24 pm »
At what point did we all start talking about boning Hoopla?


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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5398 on: March 06, 2019, 08:21:56 pm »
At what point did we all start talking about boning Hoopla?


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What else am I going to do with all these bones?
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #5399 on: March 06, 2019, 10:20:46 pm »
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

I guess it makes sense?

But NO.
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