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The Johnny

#5385
March 06, 2019, 05:37:48 AM
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

MMIX

#5386
March 06, 2019, 08:53:08 AM
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator

PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier









"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

The Johnny

#5387
March 06, 2019, 09:17:08 AM
Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2019, 08:53:08 AM
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator

PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier

NOUUU, it aint a sex toy, nor a "plumbus" nor a money maker.  :lulz:

16 units of what? I dont understand
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Con-troll

#5388
March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.
I get trauma from stuff most don't even notice.

LMNO

#5389
March 06, 2019, 12:52:19 PM
Playskool's "My First Sarlacc Pit", suitable for ages 2-6.

hooplala

#5390
March 06, 2019, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

chaotic neutral observer

#5391
March 06, 2019, 01:10:48 PM
I googled it, and determined that it is not, in fact, intended as a tentacle-tip cleaner.  :|
But it does come in three colours and sizes!

Quote from: The Johnny on March 06, 2019, 09:17:08 AM
16 units of what? I dont understand

4x4=16, I guess?
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

MMIX

#5392
March 06, 2019, 05:00:02 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on March 06, 2019, 09:17:08 AM
Quote from: MMIX on March 06, 2019, 08:53:08 AM
Masturbation aid, pointless gewgaw and extreme profit generator

PS I have 16 units which could theoretically benefit from this doodad but knowing it exists does not in any way make my life easier

NOUUU, it aint a sex toy, nor a "plumbus" nor a money maker.  :lulz:

16 units of what? I dont understand

Full disclosure -  I have 4 dogs
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Doktor Howl

#5393
March 06, 2019, 07:59:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on March 06, 2019, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.

You also don't have bones.

Let's be fair, here.
Molon Lube

altered

#5394
March 06, 2019, 08:03:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2019, 07:59:45 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on March 06, 2019, 01:08:13 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

Never found the outsides of glasses too hard to reach, personally. But I am pretty good at life.

You also don't have bones.

Let's be fair, here.

And we're just going to accept his bonelessness?
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cain

#5395
March 06, 2019, 08:12:26 PM
You dont have to.

You can buy boned Hoopla for cheaper and stop being so goddamned lazy.

altered

#5396
March 06, 2019, 08:16:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 06, 2019, 08:12:26 PM
You dont have to.

You can buy boned Hoopla for cheaper and stop being so goddamned lazy.

I damned well will, too.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

LMNO

#5397
March 06, 2019, 08:19:24 PM
At what point did we all start talking about boning Hoopla?


:lmnuendo:

altered

#5398
March 06, 2019, 08:21:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 06, 2019, 08:19:24 PM
At what point did we all start talking about boning Hoopla?


:lmnuendo:

What else am I going to do with all these bones?
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

The Johnny

#5399
March 06, 2019, 10:20:46 PM
Quote from: Con-troll on March 06, 2019, 10:22:52 AM
You pour some detergent in there and you can effortlessly scrub the outsides of your drinking glasses clean.

I guess it makes sense?

But NO.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner
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