One-Liners

[Remington]

Pretty much all of these:

http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/1654.Terry_Pratchett
http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/583655-hogfather

[Salty]

Opinions are like assholes, AWESOME!

[Salty]

It doesn't have to be fun to be fun.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

What more is there to life than almost falling out of a tree while you're having an orgasm?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Once you develop beyond the quest for orgasm, the intellect has a real chance to grow.

[P3nT4gR4m]

The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage

[LMNO]

Has anyone mentioned this thread yet?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,11054.0.html

[BadBeast]

"Pray diligently every day for the rest of your lif and you will come to know God"                                                                                                            Or was it   . . .  .                                             
"Pray diligently every day for the rest of your life, and you will come to no God"

"Build a man a fire, and you can keep him warm for a night. But SET a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

"You are already halfway to joining a "Clown School". Now all you need is a red nose, some silly shoes and someone who thinks you are funny"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes"

"So it's OUR flat, OUR car, OUR money, but YOUR tits?"

[Salty]

Hey BadBeast. Good to see you again.

[LMNO]

Blast from the past.