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Started by Cuddlefish, March 26, 2013, 10:50:30 PM

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Remington

#15
March 27, 2013, 04:37:32 AM
Is it plugged in?

Salty

#16
March 27, 2013, 04:45:54 AM
Opinions are like assholes, AWESOME!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#17
March 27, 2013, 04:46:20 AM
It doesn't have to be fun to be fun.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#18
March 27, 2013, 07:09:54 AM
What more is there to life than almost falling out of a tree while you're having an orgasm?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
March 27, 2013, 09:56:35 AM
Once you develop beyond the quest for orgasm, the intellect has a real chance to grow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#20
March 27, 2013, 09:57:30 AM
The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#21
March 27, 2013, 01:14:40 PM

BadBeast

#22
May 16, 2013, 11:51:18 PM
"Pray diligently every day for the rest of your lif and you will come to know God"                                                                                                            Or was it   . . .  .                                             
"Pray diligently every day for the rest of your life, and you will come to no God"

"Build a man a fire, and you can keep him warm for a night. But SET a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

"You are already halfway to joining a "Clown School". Now all you need is a red nose, some silly shoes and someone who thinks you are funny"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes"

"So it's OUR flat, OUR car, OUR money, but YOUR tits?"


"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Salty

#23
May 17, 2013, 12:10:14 AM
Hey BadBeast. Good to see you again.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

#24
May 17, 2013, 02:50:00 PM
Blast from the past.
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