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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cuddlefish, March 26, 2013, 10:50:30 PM

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Remington

Is it plugged in?

Salty

Opinions are like assholes, AWESOME!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

It doesn't have to be fun to be fun.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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What more is there to life than almost falling out of a tree while you're having an orgasm?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Once you develop beyond the quest for orgasm, the intellect has a real chance to grow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO


BadBeast

"Pray diligently every day for the rest of your lif and you will come to know God"                                                                                                            Or was it   . . .  .                                             
"Pray diligently every day for the rest of your life, and you will come to no God"

"Build a man a fire, and you can keep him warm for a night. But SET a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life"

"You are already halfway to joining a "Clown School". Now all you need is a red nose, some silly shoes and someone who thinks you are funny"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes"

"So it's OUR flat, OUR car, OUR money, but YOUR tits?"


"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Salty

Hey BadBeast. Good to see you again.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

Blast from the past.