OH HOLY SHIT COOKIES

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Did any of the sea urchin cookies survive the trip? The spines were a little fragile.

If they're what I think they were, yes.

But they did not survive Keelin, who butchered them all, in a fit of bloodlust.

[Pergamos]

Did any of the sea urchin cookies survive the trip? The spines were a little fragile.

I suspect the spines broke off of mine, were they chocolate on the outside? They were delicious even broken.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I'm just gonna put up the list here because I wanna:

     - Apricot Bastards: small, round, bland looking cookies hiding apricot jam and walnut pieces
     - Blueberry Disasters: small, round spiral cookies with homemade blueberry jam leaking out all over the damn place
     - Apricot Pinwheels: small, round spiral cookies with delicious apricot jam
     - Chocolate Mango Bastards (aka Nut-Free Bastards): small round cookies with chocolate chips and dried mango pieces
     - Peanut Butter Sea Urchins: chocolate covered peanut butter balls with crunchy noodle spines
     - Nut-Free Urchins: chocolate covered crunchy noodle blobs
     - Blackened Peanut Butter Cookies: slightly burnt peanut butter cookies with cocoa powder coating
     - Amigara Gingersnaps: ginger cookies with man-shaped holes cut out
     - Cinnamon Challenge Cookies: large cookies with cinnamon chips and cinnamon sugar dusting
     - Cornbread Waffles: what it sounds like
     - Lemonade Waffles: Waffles with a hint of lemon flavor with lemon frosting
     - Chocolate Salty Balls: chocolate vodka truffles rolled in cocoa powder and sea salt, served in pairs
     - Mini Fruit Pies: spiced cookie dough filled with dried fruits and apple jelly
     - Marblecake: just a big old chunk of marblecake
     - Candy Sushi: marshmallow and rice cereal treat with swedish fish and fruit roll-ups, tastefully presented

Not all boxes had all the things, but everyone got a variety of cookies, the chocolate balls, sea urchins of one kind or another, and a candy sushi box.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I got my box today. My roommates were terrified. It was smashed all to heck like the postal people had tried clawing their way in before realizing that's not how things work. :P The candy sushi has been claimed by one of the roommates. I sampled a piece of various things and OMG SO GOOOOOOOOD. The apricot pinwheels are but a memory, I confess.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I got my box today. My roommates were terrified. It was smashed all to heck like the postal people had tried clawing their way in before realizing that's not how things work. :P The candy sushi has been claimed by one of the roommates. I sampled a piece of various things and OMG SO GOOOOOOOOD. The apricot pinwheels are but a memory, I confess.

I was afraid someone was gonna get their box "inspected." Glad what arrived is delicious, though!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I got my box today. My roommates were terrified. It was smashed all to heck like the postal people had tried clawing their way in before realizing that's not how things work. :P The candy sushi has been claimed by one of the roommates. I sampled a piece of various things and OMG SO GOOOOOOOOD. The apricot pinwheels are but a memory, I confess.

I was afraid someone was gonna get their box "inspected." Glad what arrived is delicious, though!

Oh yes, ever so much om nom nom!! Thank you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Surprise Daughter claimed ALL of the urchins and then at once point pranced into the room to make me take a bit of one.

It was delicious.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Surprise Daughter claimed ALL of the urchins and then at once point pranced into the room to make me take a bit of one.

It was delicious.

Did you end up with the four urchin package?

[Salty]

Holy SHEEEEEET that is a box of heaven.

It has transformed my opinion of drug threads substantially.

PD.com: The only spot on the internet where painful intellectual circle jerking, acrid in fighting, and mindless reptition leads to DELICIOUS CAKE.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Holy SHEEEEEET that is a box of heaven.

It has transformed my opinion of drug threads substantially.

PD.com: The only spot on the internet where painful intellectual circle jerking, acrid in fighting, and mindless reptition leads to DELICIOUS CAKE.

QC *IS* America.  I know this because I am an American, and I know that I need cookies.  So Auntie Sugar gives them to me for behaving.  I'm Johnny Presley, and I don't have any roots.  In fact, I have nothing below the knees.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Holy SHEEEEEET that is a box of heaven.

It has transformed my opinion of drug threads substantially.

PD.com: The only spot on the internet where painful intellectual circle jerking, acrid in fighting, and mindless reptition leads to DELICIOUS CAKE.

ZOMG

Are we being...conditioned? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Surprise Daughter claimed ALL of the urchins and then at once point pranced into the room to make me take a bit of one.

It was delicious.

Did you end up with the four urchin package?

I only saw two, but it had already been ravaged by teenagers at the point where I was able to identify things.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Holy SHEEEEEET that is a box of heaven.

It has transformed my opinion of drug threads substantially.

PD.com: The only spot on the internet where painful intellectual circle jerking, acrid in fighting, and mindless reptition leads to DELICIOUS CAKE.

ZOMG

Are we being...conditioned? 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Surprise Daughter claimed ALL of the urchins and then at once point pranced into the room to make me take a bit of one.

It was delicious.

Did you end up with the four urchin package?

I only saw two, but it had already been ravaged by teenagers at the point where I was able to identify things.

Most of the boxes only had two, I made one with four that I was planning to send to Balls (who specifically requested no sea urchin cookies) but the boxes got all mixed up at the post office.

[East Coast Hustle]

Nah, I got two but holy shit they were good.

The chocolate salty balls, however, were fucking transcendent. I'm afraid I'm going to have to order a batch from you. I'll happily pay cost plus shipping plus a fair profit margin.