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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 16, 2013, 02:49:21 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

April 16, 2013, 02:49:21 AM
OH MY FUCKING FUCKING GOD COOKIES

WHICH ONES ARE THE APRICOT BASTARDS I NEED TO CRAM THEM IN MY BODY

The tiny pie is mine. Nobody better touch that or they get shanked.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
April 16, 2013, 02:50:52 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 16, 2013, 02:49:21 AM
Nobody better touch that or they get shanked.

Children, be warned.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#2
April 16, 2013, 02:52:26 AM
YAY COOKIES!

Apricot bastards came out a little dry this time, they're the ones that look bland and featureless. There should also be Apricot Pinwheels in there, which will be more delicious. The flat ones with chocolate chips are the nut-free Bastards (chocolate chip mango).

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
April 16, 2013, 03:05:06 AM
IN MY FUCKING MOUTH, APRICOT BASTARDS AND ALSO THE SWEET SWEET FRUITY RICE SUSHI.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 16, 2013, 03:07:30 AM
APRICOT BASTARDS DOWN MY FRUIT-HOLE

These chocolate balls are fucking gooooooood.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
April 16, 2013, 03:11:28 AM
COOKIES HERE, TOO!

I can only have one.  :sadbanana:

Or Jenn will whup on me.  :banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
April 16, 2013, 03:15:49 AM
Jenn and I had an apricot bastard.  YUM!

Then Keelin announced that she was saving us from temptation, and hooked the rest.

She says they are delicious (they are), and to say "thank you, QG!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#7
April 16, 2013, 03:19:48 AM
I'm so excited things are showing up already!

I can do a full breakdown of what's in the boxes if people want, not every box got everything and packing ended up crazy so I actually don't know who got what (besides Alty's nut-free box).

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
April 16, 2013, 03:20:59 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 16, 2013, 03:19:48 AM
I'm so excited things are showing up already!

I can do a full breakdown of what's in the boxes if people want, not every box got everything and packing ended up crazy so I actually don't know who got what (besides Alty's nut-free box).

The bag opened, but the cookies that were in it are not even stale yet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#9
April 16, 2013, 03:27:09 AM
I'm out of town until Wednesday and I just got a call that a box arrived today.

I could not stress enough: DO NOT TOUCH.

I'll share when I get back. And there's something to look forward to when the fun here is over and I'm chugging back into the grey depot of Dumbfuckstan.

COOKIES.  :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

THANK YOU!!!!!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Pergamos

#10
April 16, 2013, 04:00:29 AM
I also have cookies, the tiny pie was absolutely delectable. yum.

Thank you so very much.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
April 16, 2013, 07:21:49 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 16, 2013, 03:19:48 AM
I'm so excited things are showing up already!

I can do a full breakdown of what's in the boxes if people want, not every box got everything and packing ended up crazy so I actually don't know who got what (besides Alty's nut-free box).

I'LL GET ALTY'S NUT-FREE BOX

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#12
April 16, 2013, 04:38:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 16, 2013, 07:21:49 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 16, 2013, 03:19:48 AM
I'm so excited things are showing up already!

I can do a full breakdown of what's in the boxes if people want, not every box got everything and packing ended up crazy so I actually don't know who got what (besides Alty's nut-free box).

I'LL GET ALTY'S NUT-FREE BOX

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Don't get Alty's Nut-Free Box, he won't be able to eat cookies if you do!

(Interesting note: the nut-free box says "Nut-Free" on the side and now that I read the Atheist packaging tape story I'm worried that may make it "suspicious" and delay delivery).

East Coast Hustle

#13
April 16, 2013, 09:08:27 PM
I can neither confirm nor deny the arrival of any alleged cookies.

I can, however, confirm that hypothetically, if the alleged cookies did arrive, they were delicious.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Q. G. Pennyworth

#14
April 17, 2013, 02:22:35 AM
Did any of the sea urchin cookies survive the trip? The spines were a little fragile.
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