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ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

Started by Junkenstein, April 21, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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CHOOSE YOUR MEXICO

CISHETREP TGGR - Despises you all and will never produce the second part of the joke
9 (52.9%)
The Interim ruling Government - Newly interested in the battle against Reptoids and false joke promises
0 (0%)
EOC- Still screaming about his magnificent plans from exile
4 (23.5%)
LMNO - Wants to give Mexico a big hand. Vigorously.
6 (35.3%)
WAFFLES - Claims the power to shift landmasses. Dare you oppose this?
5 (29.4%)
Queen Gogira - Staying above the Tentacles/Talons debate with Baking and bribery
11 (64.7%)
I disagree with the way this vote is run and wish to register a protest vote. This is for you. Look at you, improving democracy and everything.
4 (23.5%)
I agree with how this vote is run and wish to not see hired goons at my doorstep.
5 (29.4%)
TWID- Making a hopeless effort. Will regret this.
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: May 05, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

#120
April 25, 2013, 03:48:01 AM


and for serious toner-saving purposes

Q. G. Pennyworth

#121
April 25, 2013, 03:56:17 AM
If any other candidates want to slap together some content I can do similar posters and we can take this TO THE WALL.

Cain

#122
April 25, 2013, 03:58:23 AM
Quotewe can take this TO THE WALL.

Where it will be shot by the revolutionary institutional people's junta party, one hopes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#123
April 25, 2013, 04:43:43 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 03:48:01 AM


and for serious toner-saving purposes


BEAUTIFUL

I get a printing allowance at school, and I never, ever use it all.

Until now.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#124
April 25, 2013, 04:47:15 AM
I showed it to my friend without any context. He was very confused but says I have his vote.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#125
April 25, 2013, 05:07:35 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2013, 04:47:15 AM
I showed it to my friend without any context. He was very confused but says I have his vote.

I suspect that will be the general consensus.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#126
April 25, 2013, 06:22:58 AM
VOTE BEAR! I promise a Houston Free Thinker in every home!

Junkenstein

#127
April 25, 2013, 08:25:41 AM
My Friends!

Disorder rages!

QuoteTeachers incensed by sweeping joke reforms have attacked the buildings of political parties in Mexico's south-western Guerrero state.

For several hours, masked protesters started fires and attacked the offices with pickaxes and sticks, spraying slogans on the walls.

The state governor has called for support from the federal government.

The reforms impose centralised teacher assessment and seek to end corrupt practices in the joke system.

Those practices include the buying and selling of joke positions.

But unions say the reforms could lead to big lay-offs, and critics also suggest they may be paving the way for the privatisation of Mexico's joke system.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-22289368

I urge you all to confirm your new MEXICO without delay. Blood will line the streets before long.

Also -
NEW CHALLENGERS
Cain - Can identify lizard people at 500 Yards. By Smell.

/b/earman - Looking to appropriate glorious MEXICO heritage

Elder Ippy - A single question. No Answer.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#128
April 26, 2013, 03:03:13 AM
Proposing coalition government to Queen Gogira.

We will feed them the second part of the joke, good & hard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#129
April 26, 2013, 04:18:40 AM
SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES...

Printing out some QGP flyers and leaving them in strategic locations even if you don't, though.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#130
April 26, 2013, 04:48:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2013, 03:03:13 AM
Proposing coalition government to Queen Gogira.

We will feed them the second part of the joke, good & hard.

Seconded!

I mean, TENTACLE JOBS? I can't compete with that.

EK WAFFLR

#131
April 26, 2013, 10:52:09 AM
Thirded. Belgium ain't got jack compared to that.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#132
April 26, 2013, 04:37:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 26, 2013, 03:03:13 AM
Proposing coalition government to Queen Gogira.

We will feed them the second part of the joke, good & hard.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!  :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#133
April 26, 2013, 05:02:22 PM
CAMPAIGN UPDATE

The self-confessed lizard person TGRR has fallen for my clever ruse and released the second half of the joke to me.

VOTE QGP: TWO JOKES ARE BETTER THAN ONE

The Good Reverend Roger

#134
April 26, 2013, 05:53:15 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 26, 2013, 05:02:22 PM
CAMPAIGN UPDATE

The self-confessed lizard person TGRR has fallen for my clever ruse and released the second half of the joke to me.

VOTE QGP: TWO JOKES ARE BETTER THAN ONE

I had anticipated exactly this sort of treachery, of course.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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