ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Okay, I'm going to clear a few things up:

1.  The FIRST half of the joke was "I'm running for Mexico, I trust I have your vote."  (Sorry Waffle, I can't help it if you Belgians can't pay attention.)

2.  The SECOND half of the joke is, of course, the punchline to the first part of the joke.

3.  Since The People seem to prefer any given candidate over me and the punchline, then I withdraw my offer of a coalition government, and will not serve in any capacity, as this stopped amusing me at some point early this morning.

4.  Given that, the second half of the joke will be, as I had earlier planned to do, sequestered until after my death, whereupon it will be emailed to Nigel, Stella, and ECH, provided they promise not to tell anyone else.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Once the issue of who the true Mexico is has been settled, I would like the answer to the question of whether crunchy tacos are authentically Mexican.

As your Mexico, I will claim crispy tacos for the masses.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think The People really wanted the second half of the joke, but were distracted by flashy campaign expenditures.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think The People really wanted the second half of the joke, but were distracted by flashy campaign expenditures.

Well, they can have their glitz.  I shall have the second half of the joke.

Besides, Junkenstien was clearly going to change the poll and the number of votes per person until I lost, and that was funny for a day or so. 

I'm not butthurt, obviously, but I've had 8 hours of sleep in 5 days, and the humor sort of dribbled out of this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If it's any consolation, I have found this whole saga incredibly funny.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If it's any consolation, I have found this whole saga incredibly funny.

So did I, especially EoC's part in it.

But it has sorta worn thin for me.  I've been waiting to finish the gag for something like 10 weeks.

You all carry on without me.  For the record, I support Bearman, and everyone that voted for me should give their votes to him, instead.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I think The People really wanted the second half of the joke, but were distracted by flashy campaign expenditures.

MONEY IS SPEECH.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  This whole time I've been under the impression that the second half of the joke was the joke.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This whole time I've been under the impression that the second half of the joke was the joke.

Well, one day all this will be yours, Nigel.  As for the moment, I'm fucking off to a convent, to be a Bride of Enrico.  No punchlines for you spags.  At least not til I get knocked off by one of his jealous sex midgets.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This whole time I've been under the impression that the second half of the joke was the joke.

Well, one day all this will be yours, Nigel.  As for the moment, I'm fucking off to a convent, to be a Bride of Enrico.  No punchlines for you spags.  At least not til I get knocked off by one of his jealous sex midgets.

That sounds like a punchline just looking for a setup.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This whole time I've been under the impression that the second half of the joke was the joke.

Well, one day all this will be yours, Nigel.  As for the moment, I'm fucking off to a convent, to be a Bride of Enrico.  No punchlines for you spags.  At least not til I get knocked off by one of his jealous sex midgets.

That sounds like a punchline just looking for a setup.

SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER UNSKINNY BOP AT 11.

TGRR,
Practicing his pole dance for the convent audition.  Has trained his back hair to stand upright on command.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This whole time I've been under the impression that the second half of the joke was the joke.

Well, one day all this will be yours, Nigel.  As for the moment, I'm fucking off to a convent, to be a Bride of Enrico.  No punchlines for you spags.  At least not til I get knocked off by one of his jealous sex midgets.

That sounds like a punchline just looking for a setup.

SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER UNSKINNY BOP AT 11.

TGRR,
Practicing his pole dance for the convent audition.  Has trained his back hair to stand upright on command.

What are these, yeti nuns?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This whole time I've been under the impression that the second half of the joke was the joke.

Well, one day all this will be yours, Nigel.  As for the moment, I'm fucking off to a convent, to be a Bride of Enrico.  No punchlines for you spags.  At least not til I get knocked off by one of his jealous sex midgets.

That sounds like a punchline just looking for a setup.

SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER UNSKINNY BOP AT 11.

TGRR,
Practicing his pole dance for the convent audition.  Has trained his back hair to stand upright on command.

What are these, yeti nuns?

Enrico has standards. 

I want you to imagine Roger doing the Rumpshaker.  In spandex.

Yeah, take THAT to your grave.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This whole time I've been under the impression that the second half of the joke was the joke.

Well, one day all this will be yours, Nigel.  As for the moment, I'm fucking off to a convent, to be a Bride of Enrico.  No punchlines for you spags.  At least not til I get knocked off by one of his jealous sex midgets.

That sounds like a punchline just looking for a setup.

SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER UNSKINNY BOP AT 11.

TGRR,
Practicing his pole dance for the convent audition.  Has trained his back hair to stand upright on command.

What are these, yeti nuns?

Enrico has standards. 

I want you to imagine Roger doing the Rumpshaker.  In spandex.

Yeah, take THAT to your grave.

[Junkenstein]

I think The People really wanted the second half of the joke, but were distracted by flashy campaign expenditures.

Well, they can have their glitz.  I shall have the second half of the joke.

Besides, Junkenstien was clearly going to change the poll and the number of votes per person until I lost, and that was funny for a day or so. 

I'm not butthurt, obviously, but I've had 8 hours of sleep in 5 days, and the humor sort of dribbled out of this.

TGGR,

Imma let you finish, but this BULLSHIT about rigging the election MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY.

ONE-This election has been run in full compliance with the laws of electing a new MEXICO. Ask Hirley0, he drafted the regulations personally.

TWO - Full and open candiate selection is part of the process. You know this. You WANTED this. After your umpteen dozen hissy fits about whether you are even going to share the second part of the joke (Which is increasingly contentious). It is time for a formal decison - Do you wish to be in the short-list of candidates? Do you have the BALLS for an open and honest contest?

THREE - You CISHETREP people disgust me on a deeply personal level. Yet at no stage have I stooped to the many petty personal insults that you have seen fit to pass over this fine upstanding commission. Just reminding you that we are better than you like that.

FOUR - You should be ashamed of yourself. Seeing this fierce competition over the esteemed office of MEXICO you choose to run from the battle. You saw challengers with new, different joke ideas and this scared the living shit out of you. Your face, when you came running into my chambers crying foul and fix will stay with me for a long time. I've not seen that look since the cleaning staff found out that EOC shat in the kettle before leaving. They found out the hard way too. This is not suitable behaviour from a grown man and people expect better from MEXICOs.

FIVE - Following on from the above, the MEXICO elections are free and open to all. Who purchase entry. Thank you for prompt payment of your invoice.

SIX - The shortlist of candidates shall be released MONDAY.

Sleep well you lizard looking son of a bitch.

RIGMMTHAPPGS