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ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

Started by Junkenstein, April 21, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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CHOOSE YOUR MEXICO

CISHETREP TGGR - Despises you all and will never produce the second part of the joke
9 (52.9%)
The Interim ruling Government - Newly interested in the battle against Reptoids and false joke promises
0 (0%)
EOC- Still screaming about his magnificent plans from exile
4 (23.5%)
LMNO - Wants to give Mexico a big hand. Vigorously.
6 (35.3%)
WAFFLES - Claims the power to shift landmasses. Dare you oppose this?
5 (29.4%)
Queen Gogira - Staying above the Tentacles/Talons debate with Baking and bribery
11 (64.7%)
I disagree with the way this vote is run and wish to register a protest vote. This is for you. Look at you, improving democracy and everything.
4 (23.5%)
I agree with how this vote is run and wish to not see hired goons at my doorstep.
5 (29.4%)
TWID- Making a hopeless effort. Will regret this.
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: May 05, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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Junkenstein

#15
April 22, 2013, 09:32:26 PM
NEW CHALLENGER
Waffles - Wants to Move Mexico to belgium. Stance on Joke part deux undeclared.

And Dear suckers, Pay no attention to the bitter ravings of EOC desperate for a return to power. If he knew that we'd taken the lot, even the light bulbs on our way out, he wouldn't be so keen!

Ta Ta!
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#16
April 22, 2013, 09:32:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2013, 09:31:36 PM
Wait.  The poll just changed.

I protest this obvious election-rigging!

A RIGGED ELECTION IS A FAIR ELECTION.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#17
April 22, 2013, 09:33:19 PM
APPARENTLY, THE PEOPLE™ PREFER HUMOR TO HANDJOBS.

I FIND THIS UNACCEPTABLE.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
April 22, 2013, 09:33:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2013, 09:32:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2013, 09:31:36 PM
Wait.  The poll just changed.

I protest this obvious election-rigging!

A RIGGED ELECTION IS A FAIR ELECTION.

I see.  Do I have to get Jimmy Carter on the phone?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
April 22, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 22, 2013, 09:33:19 PM
APPARENTLY, THE PEOPLE™ PREFER HUMOR TO HANDJOBS.

I FIND THIS UNACCEPTABLE.

You can get a handjob anywhere.

Only I can deliver THE SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE...Despite Junkenstein's ham-fisted election fraud.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#20
April 22, 2013, 09:34:32 PM
Please do. He is not a fan of soulless lizard people.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#21
April 22, 2013, 09:35:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
You can get a handjob anywhere.

BUT FOR AN EXTRA 50% INCREASE IN THE PAYROLL TAX, I WILL USE STEEL WOOL.

EK WAFFLR

#22
April 22, 2013, 09:36:06 PM
Even the FIRST half of the joke doesn't exist. It was a false flag Joke, and remains pure disinformative comedy.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Junkenstein

#23
April 22, 2013, 09:36:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 22, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 22, 2013, 09:33:19 PM
APPARENTLY, THE PEOPLE™ PREFER HUMOR TO HANDJOBS.

I FIND THIS UNACCEPTABLE.

You can get a handjob anywhere.

Only I can deliver THE SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE...Despite Junkenstein's ham-fisted election fraud.

I am but a servant of the rules that we are making up as I go along. This is still fairer than any election you'll ever vote in.

THINK ABOUT IT.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
April 22, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2013, 09:34:32 PM
Please do. He is not a fan of soulless lizard people.

Yes, but he frowns even more on rigged and fraudulent elections.

I am positive that if I wasn't leading in the polls, the election would not have been "expanded".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#26
April 22, 2013, 09:42:18 PM
That had nothing to do with it.

As we have repeatedly stated, despite the lizardeness, Rogelioz is the only one with a consistent claim to the second part of said joke.

Do not speak ill of the election process.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
April 22, 2013, 09:42:49 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 22, 2013, 09:41:46 PM
Politics is confusing. :?

This is why you should put your trust in Padre Rojelio.

I will make everything stop being confusing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
April 22, 2013, 09:44:13 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 22, 2013, 09:42:18 PM
That had nothing to do with it.

So you say.

I am not fooled.  Your bitter racism toward my people is well-documented, as is your atrocious punctuation (Example:  the OP of this thread).

And your mother dresses you funny.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#29
April 22, 2013, 09:47:08 PM
Cainad has very clearly demonstrated his intention to join the race to be the next Mexico.

I demand to see him included!

I also demand my vote back with the inclusion of three new challengers.

FAILURE TO MEET THESE DEMANDS WILL BE MET WITH INCOMPARABLE WHINING
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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