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ITT - OFFICIAL VOTING FOR NEW MEXICO

Started by Junkenstein, April 21, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

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CHOOSE YOUR MEXICO

CISHETREP TGGR - Despises you all and will never produce the second part of the joke
9 (52.9%)
The Interim ruling Government - Newly interested in the battle against Reptoids and false joke promises
0 (0%)
EOC- Still screaming about his magnificent plans from exile
4 (23.5%)
LMNO - Wants to give Mexico a big hand. Vigorously.
6 (35.3%)
WAFFLES - Claims the power to shift landmasses. Dare you oppose this?
5 (29.4%)
Queen Gogira - Staying above the Tentacles/Talons debate with Baking and bribery
11 (64.7%)
I disagree with the way this vote is run and wish to register a protest vote. This is for you. Look at you, improving democracy and everything.
4 (23.5%)
I agree with how this vote is run and wish to not see hired goons at my doorstep.
5 (29.4%)
TWID- Making a hopeless effort. Will regret this.
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: May 05, 2013, 09:04:33 AM

Q. G. Pennyworth


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2013, 04:54:40 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 23, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
I actually do want the second part of the joke.


Nope.  Seriously, it now amuses me to never, ever tell the second half of the joke.  I will have it mailed to ECH and Nigel after my death, provided they first swear that they will never tell any other PDer.

Sort of like Sam Shepard, except that I'll actually deliver (or, rather, my executor will).

:sad:

THANKS A LOT OBAMA JUNKENSTEIN
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

THIS ELECTION REMINDS ME OF FLORIDA

KEEP RECOUNTING UNTIL THE RIGHT PERSON WINS

You learned about Democracy™ from the wrong country!
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

zzzZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzz . . .

Y'know what? I don't even WANT a Mexico anymore. I'm just gonna get my Authentic Mexican Cuisine from the Taco Bell down the street.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

tyrannosaurus vex

The 2nd Amendment says I can declare myself Mexico whenever I want. So, you know, elections are kind of unnecessary.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

A VOTE FOR GOGIRA IS A VOTE FOR CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Q. G. Pennyworth

I like how my votes spiked after Junkenstein launched his new campaign materials

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 30, 2013, 01:14:29 AM
I like how my votes spiked after Junkenstein launched his new campaign materials


We've had enough of his lying chicanery! We want cookies! And hand-jobs! And an end to the madness! But mostly cookies and hand-jobs.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 30, 2013, 03:20:25 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 30, 2013, 01:14:29 AM
I like how my votes spiked after Junkenstein launched his new campaign materials


We've had enough of his lying chicanery! We want cookies! And hand-jobs! And an end to the madness! But mostly cookies and hand-jobs.

And I want to retire to Salizor, taking the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE with me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 03:55:28 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 30, 2013, 03:20:25 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 30, 2013, 01:14:29 AM
I like how my votes spiked after Junkenstein launched his new campaign materials


We've had enough of his lying chicanery! We want cookies! And hand-jobs! And an end to the madness! But mostly cookies and hand-jobs.

And I want to retire to Salizor, taking the SECOND HALF OF THE JOKE with me.

Where the chocolate salty balls come from an entirely different source and the handjobs come with a free razorblade in every fist.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

tyrannosaurus vex


DO NOT LET THEM FOOL YOU.
THIS ELECTION IS A SHAM!

CHOOSE ANONEXICO
WE DO NOT FORGIVE.
WE DO NOT FORGET.
WE DO TAKE SIESTAS, HOWEVER.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.