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Started by Banned User 1, April 30, 2013, 09:39:28 AM

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Banned User 1

April 30, 2013, 09:39:28 AM
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Hundreds-of-Jugs-of-Urine-Found-in-Newtown-Home-205244791.html
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Newtown police made a bizarre discovery last week when they found between 200 and 300 plastic one- gallon jugs filled with urine in a home on Route 34 in the Sandy Hook section of Newtown.

I don't even...

Bruno

#1
April 30, 2013, 10:14:25 AM
I've never personally owned more then one, and it never exceeded 3 liters.
Formerly something else...

Banned User 1

#2
April 30, 2013, 10:35:37 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on April 30, 2013, 10:14:25 AM
I've never personally owned more then one, and it never exceeded 3 liters.

The real question though: how are your stocks of poop looking?

Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 30, 2013, 03:55:01 PM
HOWARD HUGHES LIVES
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 30, 2013, 04:56:56 PM
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
April 30, 2013, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 04:56:56 PM
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.

Stored ammunition.  Homeowner is probably a truck driver.  Piss jugs hurled out the window of the semi are their weapon of choice.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
April 30, 2013, 05:46:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 05:05:10 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 04:56:56 PM
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.

Stored ammunition.  Homeowner is probably a truck driver.  Piss jugs hurled out the window of the semi are their weapon of choice.

:lulz:

Maybe they were stockpiling sulphur.

Just in case.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Banned User 1

#7
April 30, 2013, 10:02:02 PM
My first thought past "sick fuck" was that whoever was stocking this may have been selling the pee to potheads for drug tests

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#8
April 30, 2013, 10:05:06 PM
I heard they contacted the owner and said "Urine a lot of trouble!"
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 30, 2013, 10:05:33 PM
Thread over.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Banned User 1

#10
May 01, 2013, 01:32:46 AM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 30, 2013, 10:05:06 PM
I heard they contacted the owner and said "Urine a lot of trouble!"

I bet he was pissed

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 01, 2013, 01:36:57 AM
 :nopunsplease:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
May 01, 2013, 01:51:35 AM
Leaving this thread now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

#13
May 01, 2013, 07:52:01 PM
Maybe they were into natural dyes?

http://www.allfiberarts.com/library/aa01/aa012101.htm
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Elder Iptuous

#14
May 01, 2013, 08:16:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2013, 01:51:35 AM
Leaving this thread now.
:?
it was a piss thread to begin with.

Quote from: Mangrove on May 01, 2013, 07:52:01 PM
Maybe they were into natural dyes?

http://www.allfiberarts.com/library/aa01/aa012101.htm
my mother's maiden name is Fuller.  when i looked up the origin, i found that it was an occupation of cleaning or treating wool with urine.
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