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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: von on April 30, 2013, 09:39:28 am

Title: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: von on April 30, 2013, 09:39:28 am
 http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Hundreds-of-Jugs-of-Urine-Found-in-Newtown-Home-205244791.html  (http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Hundreds-of-Jugs-of-Urine-Found-in-Newtown-Home-205244791.html)
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 Newtown police made a bizarre discovery last week when they found between 200 and 300 plastic one- gallon jugs filled with urine in a home on Route 34 in the Sandy Hook section of Newtown.

I don't even...
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: Bruno on April 30, 2013, 10:14:25 am
I've never personally owned more then one, and it never exceeded 3 liters.
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: von on April 30, 2013, 10:35:37 am
I've never personally owned more then one, and it never exceeded 3 liters.

The real question though: how are your stocks of poop looking?
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 30, 2013, 03:55:01 pm
HOWARD HUGHES LIVES
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2013, 04:56:56 pm
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 05:05:10 pm
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.

Stored ammunition.  Homeowner is probably a truck driver.  Piss jugs hurled out the window of the semi are their weapon of choice.
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 30, 2013, 05:46:30 pm
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.

Stored ammunition.  Homeowner is probably a truck driver.  Piss jugs hurled out the window of the semi are their weapon of choice.

 :lulz:

Maybe they were stockpiling sulphur.

Just in case.

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Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: von on April 30, 2013, 10:02:02 pm
My first thought past "sick fuck" was that whoever was stocking this may have been selling the pee to potheads for drug tests
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 30, 2013, 10:05:06 pm
I heard they contacted the owner and said "Urine a lot of trouble!"
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 10:05:33 pm
Thread over.
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: von on May 01, 2013, 01:32:46 am
I heard they contacted the owner and said "Urine a lot of trouble!"

I bet he was pissed
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 01, 2013, 01:36:57 am
 :nopunsplease:
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 01, 2013, 01:51:35 am
Leaving this thread now.
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: Mangrove on May 01, 2013, 07:52:01 pm
Maybe they were into natural dyes?

http://www.allfiberarts.com/library/aa01/aa012101.htm
Title: Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 01, 2013, 08:16:15 pm
Leaving this thread now.
:?
it was a piss thread to begin with.

Maybe they were into natural dyes?

http://www.allfiberarts.com/library/aa01/aa012101.htm
my mother's maiden name is Fuller.  when i looked up the origin, i found that it was an occupation of cleaning or treating wool with urine.