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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 07, 2013, 09:16:20 PM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 07, 2013, 09:59:18 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on May 07, 2013, 09:51:22 PM
you think switching to Mac will solve your rage?

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

No.

But I will never give microsoft another dime, after this shit.

Follow Microsoft's and my example and steal your OS?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

I think something worse just came down the pike.

I just got a spam email from Hewlett Packard.

They want me to buy something called a "Chromebook".

QuoteThe HP Pavilion Chromebook runs on the Chrome operating system, based on the Chrome browser. Welcome to effortlessly simple computing where:
•You boot up in seconds
•Your data is auto–synced
There's no more buying, installing, or updating
software

•You can switch seamlessly between users
•All of the Google apps you love–like Gmail, Drive,
and YouTube–are built–in

It really looks like they stick you with Chrome and don't let you install anything else.
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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: stelz on May 09, 2013, 10:52:03 PM
I think something worse just came down the pike.

I just got a spam email from Hewlett Packard.

They want me to buy something called a "Chromebook".

QuoteThe HP Pavilion Chromebook runs on the Chrome operating system, based on the Chrome browser. Welcome to effortlessly simple computing where:
•You boot up in seconds
•Your data is auto–synced
There's no more buying, installing, or updating
software

•You can switch seamlessly between users
•All of the Google apps you love–like Gmail, Drive,
and YouTube–are built–in

It really looks like they stick you with Chrome and don't let you install anything else.

Chromebooks are actually pretty cool if everything you do is web-based anyway. The OS is in fact a blown up edition of the Chrome web browser, and no you can't install other native applications besides that, but your additional functionality comes from installing Chrome Apps which are more or less web applications accessible through the browser, like Google Docs. Some of the apps do have offline functionality so you can get to your documents and things without an Internet connection. The price of a Chromebook is seriously lower than the price of a comparabe laptop, and under the hood they're usually reasonably equipped.

I'd never own one, though, not if I had to pay real money for it.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: V3X on May 10, 2013, 12:02:06 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 09, 2013, 10:52:03 PM
I think something worse just came down the pike.

I just got a spam email from Hewlett Packard.

They want me to buy something called a "Chromebook".

QuoteThe HP Pavilion Chromebook runs on the Chrome operating system, based on the Chrome browser. Welcome to effortlessly simple computing where:
•You boot up in seconds
•Your data is auto–synced
There's no more buying, installing, or updating
software

•You can switch seamlessly between users
•All of the Google apps you love–like Gmail, Drive,
and YouTube–are built–in

It really looks like they stick you with Chrome and don't let you install anything else.

Chromebooks are actually pretty cool if everything you do is web-based anyway. The OS is in fact a blown up edition of the Chrome web browser, and no you can't install other native applications besides that, but your additional functionality comes from installing Chrome Apps which are more or less web applications accessible through the browser, like Google Docs. Some of the apps do have offline functionality so you can get to your documents and things without an Internet connection. The price of a Chromebook is seriously lower than the price of a comparabe laptop, and under the hood they're usually reasonably equipped.

I'd never own one, though, not if I had to pay real money for it.

I can get to my documents, music, etc. without an internet connection already. I thought everybody could.  :? It sounds like something that could lock you out of stuff like uTorrent, etc. "ALL TORRENTS IS ILLEGAL!!!!!" "No, it's a live show, the band gave permission..." "ALL TORRENTS IS ILLEGAL!!!!!"
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Sita

Chromebook is pretty much just a netbook. Doesn't surprise me that you can't install anything on it.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: stelz on May 10, 2013, 12:26:54 AM
Quote from: V3X on May 10, 2013, 12:02:06 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 09, 2013, 10:52:03 PM
I think something worse just came down the pike.

I just got a spam email from Hewlett Packard.

They want me to buy something called a "Chromebook".

QuoteThe HP Pavilion Chromebook runs on the Chrome operating system, based on the Chrome browser. Welcome to effortlessly simple computing where:
•You boot up in seconds
•Your data is auto–synced
There's no more buying, installing, or updating
software

•You can switch seamlessly between users
•All of the Google apps you love–like Gmail, Drive,
and YouTube–are built–in

It really looks like they stick you with Chrome and don't let you install anything else.

Chromebooks are actually pretty cool if everything you do is web-based anyway. The OS is in fact a blown up edition of the Chrome web browser, and no you can't install other native applications besides that, but your additional functionality comes from installing Chrome Apps which are more or less web applications accessible through the browser, like Google Docs. Some of the apps do have offline functionality so you can get to your documents and things without an Internet connection. The price of a Chromebook is seriously lower than the price of a comparabe laptop, and under the hood they're usually reasonably equipped.

I'd never own one, though, not if I had to pay real money for it.

I can get to my documents, music, etc. without an internet connection already. I thought everybody could.  :? It sounds like something that could lock you out of stuff like uTorrent, etc. "ALL TORRENTS IS ILLEGAL!!!!!" "No, it's a live show, the band gave permission..." "ALL TORRENTS IS ILLEGAL!!!!!"

It's a matter of how you use your technology. A Chromebook shouldn't be (and isn't really intended to be) your only or primary computer. It's more or less the same level of functionality you'd get in a tablet, except with a familiar keyboard that's easier to use than a touchscreen keyboard, and full sites instead of 'mobile edition' sites. I wouldn't be worried about BitTorrent being blocked, because that's why you have a permanent server at your house, plus something like Plex to access all your stuff when you're away.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Golden Applesauce

Some of my coworkers developed one of the apps that chromebooks will ship with. It's fun building against an OS that's under active, unstable development!

Our opinion, though, is that Google's too late to the market. There's already a perfect form factor for people who just need email/twitter - your phone. The next gen of tablets are shaping up to be more powerful, lighter, and higher res than the Chromebook, and the tablet+keyboard combos that work will be things like the sleek but still powerful MacBook Air or Lenovo Carbon Touch, something with a high end but power efficient processor and a touch screen. The Chromebook feels like something you'd donate to third world countries in large numbers for cost efficiency.
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Golden Applesauce

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Quote from: stelz on May 10, 2013, 12:26:54 AM
Quote from: V3X on May 10, 2013, 12:02:06 AM
Quote from: stelz on May 09, 2013, 10:52:03 PM
I think something worse just came down the pike.

I just got a spam email from Hewlett Packard.

They want me to buy something called a "Chromebook".

QuoteThe HP Pavilion Chromebook runs on the Chrome operating system, based on the Chrome browser. Welcome to effortlessly simple computing where:
•You boot up in seconds
•Your data is auto–synced
There's no more buying, installing, or updating
software

•You can switch seamlessly between users
•All of the Google apps you love–like Gmail, Drive,
and YouTube–are built–in

It really looks like they stick you with Chrome and don't let you install anything else.

Chromebooks are actually pretty cool if everything you do is web-based anyway. The OS is in fact a blown up edition of the Chrome web browser, and no you can't install other native applications besides that, but your additional functionality comes from installing Chrome Apps which are more or less web applications accessible through the browser, like Google Docs. Some of the apps do have offline functionality so you can get to your documents and things without an Internet connection. The price of a Chromebook is seriously lower than the price of a comparabe laptop, and under the hood they're usually reasonably equipped.

I'd never own one, though, not if I had to pay real money for it.

I can get to my documents, music, etc. without an internet connection already. I thought everybody could.  :? It sounds like something that could lock you out of stuff like uTorrent, etc. "ALL TORRENTS IS ILLEGAL!!!!!" "No, it's a live show, the band gave permission..." "ALL TORRENTS IS ILLEGAL!!!!!"


Chrome OS isnt so much a browser as a minimalistic operating system. Remember, your web browser can run JavaScript, a fully functional (if sometimes maddening) programming language. Chrome OS's vision of software is something like the candies.aniwey.net game - you don't need to install it, just load it. JavaScript is fully capable of making web requests, so you could implement a full BitTorrent client in browser. You could build one as a Chrome OS app; it provides a way to save things to a file system.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Ugh.
I'm happy with my laptop and my cheap Crackberry-clone phone with a keypad and no touch screen. (I liked the phone before it a lot better, you could put a memory card in it. When I bought this one, the feature was no longer available because they were trying to sell cloud drive :puke: )

I don't WANT a pil eof gadgets to do the job of two. I can't AFFORD a laptop AND a tablet AND a phone AND a Chromebook AND a Kindle device AND a dildo that talks dirty to me or tells me I'm pretty or makes coffee or any other halfass shit they're going to come up with.
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Quote from: stelz on May 10, 2013, 06:48:51 PM
Ugh.
I'm happy with my laptop and my cheap Crackberry-clone phone with a keypad and no touch screen. (I liked the phone before it a lot better, you could put a memory card in it. When I bought this one, the feature was no longer available because they were trying to sell cloud drive :puke: )

I don't WANT a pil eof gadgets to do the job of two. I can't AFFORD a laptop AND a tablet AND a phone AND a Chromebook AND a Kindle device AND a dildo that talks dirty to me or tells me I'm pretty or makes coffee or any other halfass shit they're going to come up with.

My dildo tells me I'm pretty. You have no idea how much better that makes the 'baitin until you've tried it. Worth every penny  :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

I'm working with a laptop from 2008 and a £10 phone. Does me just fine.

There's what you actually need to be considered. I hate having bullshit functionality loaded into a device I'll never use. That's just paying for bloat.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Just saw this on facebook.

QuoteI LOVE THIS COMPUTER WORLD: I have this Chromebook. It's a netbook sized laptop with CHROME OS on it, by Google. It can only run the Chrome browser, nothing else. So I took it with me out to where there was free wifi yesterday. I NEVER GOT ANYTHING DONE because the whole fucking system sat there downloading a huge update on slow free wifi, and there's no way to turn that off because Chrome OS is not a whole operating system. Had to take it home to finish the update and get it back to useful state.

The guy would be better off with the talking dildo.
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Quote from: stelz on May 15, 2013, 08:52:25 PM
Just saw this on facebook.

QuoteI LOVE THIS COMPUTER WORLD: I have this Chromebook. It's a netbook sized laptop with CHROME OS on it, by Google. It can only run the Chrome browser, nothing else. So I took it with me out to where there was free wifi yesterday. I NEVER GOT ANYTHING DONE because the whole fucking system sat there downloading a huge update on slow free wifi, and there's no way to turn that off because Chrome OS is not a whole operating system. Had to take it home to finish the update and get it back to useful state.

The guy would be better off with the talking dildo.

Everyone would be better off with a talking dildo. There'd be world peace in a matter of minutes.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark