Nigel, for God's sake! EXPLAIN YOUR FUCKED UP ANCESTORS!

Started by Doktor Howl, June 06, 2013, 04:47:20 PM

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Doktor Howl

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: El Twid on June 06, 2013, 04:57:03 PM
The burning seaweed part is a bit odd...

Yeah, the whole NO SKIN thing is just Goddamn PEACHY!    :lulz:
Molon Lube

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

There really is no explaining my ancestors.

Seriously, a bunch of Vikings invade a series of rocks, murder the men and rape the women, use it as a raiding base, wage 400 continuous years of war on Norway, and then all of a sudden a couple hundred years ago they just randomly gave up violence altogether and became, inexplicably, completely peaceful.

Also, angry little dwarves.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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