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Nigel, for God's sake! EXPLAIN YOUR FUCKED UP ANCESTORS!

Started by Doktor Howl, June 06, 2013, 04:47:20 PM

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Doktor Howl

June 06, 2013, 04:47:20 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuckelavee

That's just sick, Mister.
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June 06, 2013, 04:53:19 PM
I expected that to end in "The Aristocrats"
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June 06, 2013, 04:57:03 PM
The burning seaweed part is a bit odd...
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Doktor Howl

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June 06, 2013, 05:00:17 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 06, 2013, 04:57:03 PM
The burning seaweed part is a bit odd...

Yeah, the whole NO SKIN thing is just Goddamn PEACHY!    :lulz:
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#4
June 06, 2013, 05:13:30 PM
That's pretty awful. :eek: :eek: :eek:

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#5
June 06, 2013, 05:22:20 PM
There really is no explaining my ancestors.

Seriously, a bunch of Vikings invade a series of rocks, murder the men and rape the women, use it as a raiding base, wage 400 continuous years of war on Norway, and then all of a sudden a couple hundred years ago they just randomly gave up violence altogether and became, inexplicably, completely peaceful.

Also, angry little dwarves.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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June 06, 2013, 05:26:15 PM
 :lulz:
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June 06, 2013, 07:45:50 PM
O.O No wonder Dark Empress.
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