Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also, back to rocks for a minute 

Metals seem to be measured on a different scale than rocks...if I put a jade bangle on the same wrist as a silver one, is it going to get scratched up? Jade is about 6.5 on the Mohs and silver is 2.5-3 on the Rockwell or whatever that thing is.

Thanks!

[Don Coyote]

Also, back to rocks for a minute 

Metals seem to be measured on a different scale than rocks...if I put a jade bangle on the same wrist as a silver one, is it going to get scratched up? Jade is about 6.5 on the Mohs and silver is 2.5-3 on the Rockwell or whatever that thing is.

Thanks!

You trolling teh paganz?
The jade should do fine in anycase.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also, back to rocks for a minute 

Metals seem to be measured on a different scale than rocks...if I put a jade bangle on the same wrist as a silver one, is it going to get scratched up? Jade is about 6.5 on the Mohs and silver is 2.5-3 on the Rockwell or whatever that thing is.

Thanks!

You trolling teh paganz?
The jade should do fine in anycase.

Thank you!
And yes. Off and on for seven or eight years now. 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

So, in one of our student's vacated rooms, we found some skunk weed (potent enough to make my fingers smell, after just handling the bag) and a pregnancy test.

She's from Iran, by the way. 

I don't predict a bright future for the girl regardless.  Her boyfriend is the infamously violent student I've mentioned previously.  He controls her every action, right down to making her miss her taxi on the day of her flight to wait for him.  We found condoms outside the windows of both of their rooms before, so we know what was going on. 

It's not entirely clear whether the test was positive or not.  It was one and a half lines, which may mean the two lines faded, or that one came through via staining of some kind, after she threw it away.

Shit.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

"Go find something to fuck" is my new favorite phrase.

SAME.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

"Go find something to fuck" is my new favorite phrase.

SAME.

I like the way he said "someTHING', not "someONE". 

[Doktor Howl]

"Go find something to fuck" is my new favorite phrase.

SAME.

I like the way he said "someTHING', not "someONE". 

My boss thinks I'm unconventional in most things.

[Doktor Howl]

There is a baby bottlehead lizard standing on my desk.  Eyeballing me.

[LMNO]

FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T FUCK IT!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

PI MET.

She is really nice, and super-brilliant. She gave me a list of papers to read, and a book, and now I will spend the week finding all the literature. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There is a baby bottlehead lizard standing on my desk.  Eyeballing me.

Cuuuute!!!

[Cain]

Fuck yeah, a student left a router behind.  Reset to factory conditions - new password - wireless internets. 

Just as well, my computer connection point for the cable is so worn down the cable slips out with ease. 

[Doktor Howl]

There is a baby bottlehead lizard standing on my desk.  Eyeballing me.

Cuuuute!!!

I have elected to take LMNO's advice on this matter - he has always given me good advice - and I shall not, in fact, fuck this lizard.  Instead, I put some water out for him.

[LMNO]

Good call.


So, it's Friday night.  What do?


Say it with me...









And watch this video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITtrWNhMpnM

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Good call.


So, it's Friday night.  What do?


Say it with me...









And watch this video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITtrWNhMpnM

TO THE GAY BAR