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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Doktor Howl

#945
June 28, 2013, 09:17:56 PM
TO THE GAY BAR!

Leaving in 10 minutes, on account of I've been here since 4AM.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#946
June 28, 2013, 10:07:03 PM
GO, TEAM VODKA!
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

#947
June 28, 2013, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 09:17:56 PM
TO THE GAY BAR!

Leaving in 10 minutes, on account of I've been here since 4AM.

4AM is when SENSIBLE people are going to bed, Roger!  :eek:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

#948
June 28, 2013, 10:10:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 28, 2013, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 09:17:56 PM
TO THE GAY BAR!

Leaving in 10 minutes, on account of I've been here since 4AM.

4AM is when SENSIBLE people are going to bed, Roger!  :eek:

But we are not sensible people, Stella, we are MAINTENANCE MEN!
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#949
June 28, 2013, 10:20:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 10:10:50 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 28, 2013, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 09:17:56 PM
TO THE GAY BAR!

Leaving in 10 minutes, on account of I've been here since 4AM.

4AM is when SENSIBLE people are going to bed, Roger!  :eek:

But we are not sensible people, Stella, we are MAINTENANCE MEN!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

In THIS country, people who have electricity at their job sites still keep the same hours as 18th century farmers. It's a TRADITION.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#950
June 29, 2013, 12:02:59 AM
I am going to skateboard to the store.

Wish me luck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#951
June 29, 2013, 02:33:27 AM
I didn't die. Total victory!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#952
June 29, 2013, 02:45:54 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 02:33:27 AM
I didn't die. Total victory!

YAAAAAAAAAAY!

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June 29, 2013, 03:05:45 AM Last Edit: June 29, 2013, 03:12:55 AM by hylierandom, A.D.D.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 07:20:59 PM
There is a baby bottlehead lizard standing on my desk.  Eyeballing me.

What the heck is a bottlehead lizard?


One of these?
That's CUUTE!

One of these?
These guys seem to have moved into Houston in the last 20 years.

They run out and start gobbling bugs as soon as I turn on the bathroom light, it's like Wild Kingdom every time I pee.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Q. G. Pennyworth

#954
June 29, 2013, 03:33:08 AM
I signed up for the "meet Obama" contest. I will not pass the background check in a million years, but it's worth a giggle :)

Left

#955
June 29, 2013, 03:57:11 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on June 29, 2013, 03:33:08 AM
I signed up for the "meet Obama" contest. I will not pass the background check in a million years, but it's worth a giggle :)

...Just moon him.
...What I wished I'd done  to Clinton in retrospect.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#956
June 29, 2013, 05:03:07 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on June 29, 2013, 03:33:08 AM
I signed up for the "meet Obama" contest. I will not pass the background check in a million years, but it's worth a giggle :)

I wonder if I would pass the background check. Hmm.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

#957
June 29, 2013, 07:13:28 AM
Greetings from TUCSON!!!!





-flip-

Bad Days are here.  Wish someone could help. 

Don't worry.  I know no one can.
   -Freeky

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#958
June 29, 2013, 07:37:24 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 29, 2013, 07:13:28 AM
Greetings from TUCSON!!!!





-flip-

Bad Days are here.  Wish someone could help. 

Don't worry.  I know no one can.
   -Freeky
Nope, but commiserations are extended.
...Maybe there ought to be a group exorcism of Tucson by assorted pagan types.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

East Coast Hustle

#959
June 29, 2013, 10:45:02 AM
It probably wouldn't be enough to counteract the dozens of previous exorcisms of assorted pagan types by Tucson.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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