Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Left]

It probably wouldn't be enough to counteract the dozens of previous exorcisms of assorted pagan types by Tucson.

So instead of dueling banjos, we have dueling exorcisms.
...Gotcha.
Explains much.

[Richter]

As I am crapping a horrid crap, my tablet showed me that the apes are now makingmporcelain cock rings.  Dok's chat on modes of failure came to mind.

[Cain]

I am finally released from my contractual obligations.

No words of thanks, acknowledgement of the unsocial working hours and difficult situations we have suffered, or even a goodbye.  Good riddance to the lot of them.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Congrats on surviving that pit, Cain. On to better things!

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!!!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Congrats on surviving that pit, Cain. On to better things!

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!!!

THIS. Fuck 'em and feed 'em fish heads.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Congrats on surviving that pit, Cain. On to better things!

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!!!

THIS. Fuck 'em and feed 'em fish heads.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It probably wouldn't be enough to counteract the dozens of previous exorcisms of assorted pagan types by Tucson.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am finally released from my contractual obligations.

No words of thanks, acknowledgement of the unsocial working hours and difficult situations we have suffered, or even a goodbye.  Good riddance to the lot of them.

You may, in the ensuing years, be delighted by news story enumerating their failure.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yesterday I rode my bike eight miles, skated a mile, ate a bunch of vegetables, and hiked the ridge.

Then I got PISS drunk with Linda Katherine and stayed up until 2 am.

One of these things, I could have done without. I'll let you guess which one it was.

[East Coast Hustle]

Goddamned vegetables.

I swear they'll be all of our undoing.

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm going to guess vegetables, too. Damn that rabbit food!

[Cain]

Linda Katherine.  Her presence was entirely unneeded.

[Cain]

Also, it all may not be over yet with my work.  I have still not been informed as to whether I will get my pay for the next two months.  This is standard procedure among state schools, that the contract ends on the last week of August, as does mine...but when I asked my boss about the pay specifically, I got a non-committal reply.

So I may be going to small claims court over the summer, if things don't pan out as they should.

[EK WAFFLR]

Also, it all may not be over yet with my work.  I have still not been informed as to whether I will get my pay for the next two months.  This is standard procedure among state schools, that the contract ends on the last week of August, as does mine...but when I asked my boss about the pay specifically, I got a non-committal reply.

So I may be going to small claims court over the summer, if things don't pan out as they should.

Jesus Christ. I really hope you'll go to the media with stories about that place.

[Salty]

I'll bet they'll have made you signed things so you couldn't do just that.

Generally it sounds like a good time to bail, anytime would seem like a good time provided it wasnt near that school. I hope future generation of world leaders come out of that placed. It would fit my worldview.