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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#15
June 10, 2013, 10:34:58 PM
Quote from: zer0n on June 10, 2013, 10:33:37 PM
Wow. I guess it never occurred to me that Discordians are just evil pagan wanabees/trolls  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Everyone knows the Discos are the pagans who've yet to hear a Divine Call from a Patron/ess. Totes.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Chucklemaster

#16
June 10, 2013, 10:48:55 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2013, 10:34:58 PM
Quote from: zer0n on June 10, 2013, 10:33:37 PM
Wow. I guess it never occurred to me that Discordians are just evil pagan wanabees/trolls  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Everyone knows the Discos are the pagans who've yet to hear a Divine Call from a Patron/ess. Totes.

Hey, do people actually call us "Discos" now? is that because we're a dead religion(obviously, I mean, have you seen anyone being a Discordian on these forums?)  :lulz: :lulz:
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Don Coyote

#17
June 10, 2013, 11:53:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2013, 10:34:58 PM
Quote from: zer0n on June 10, 2013, 10:33:37 PM
Wow. I guess it never occurred to me that Discordians are just evil pagan wanabees/trolls  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Everyone knows the Discos are the pagans who've yet to hear a Divine Call from a Patron/ess. Totes.

But I am totes a minion of Granpappy Coyote? :?

Telarus

#18
June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.
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#19
June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#20
June 12, 2013, 06:54:19 AM
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
June 12, 2013, 07:03:20 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#22
June 12, 2013, 09:26:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

It does, however, hilariously undermine the "trolling isn't Discordian" argument people keep on making.

Doktor Howl

#23
June 12, 2013, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

He was also fucked in the head by experts at a young age.

This doesn't excuse his behavior, but it allows it to at least make sense.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
June 13, 2013, 01:58:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2013, 09:26:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

It does, however, hilariously undermine the "trolling isn't Discordian" argument people keep on making.

This is true.

Trolling is VERY Discordian.  :lulz:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
June 13, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2013, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

He was also fucked in the head by experts at a young age.

This doesn't excuse his behavior, but it allows it to at least make sense.

I didn't know that, and it explains a lot.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#26
June 13, 2013, 02:21:49 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 13, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2013, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

He was also fucked in the head by experts at a young age.

This doesn't excuse his behavior, but it allows it to at least make sense.

I didn't know that, and it explains a lot.

He was, apparently, screwed up in MK ULTRA at the same time as a young man by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#27
June 13, 2013, 02:28:56 AM
Holy fuck.  :eek:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
June 13, 2013, 03:18:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 13, 2013, 02:21:49 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 13, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2013, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

He was also fucked in the head by experts at a young age.

This doesn't excuse his behavior, but it allows it to at least make sense.

I didn't know that, and it explains a lot.

He was, apparently, screwed up in MK ULTRA at the same time as a young man by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald.

Oh, that's right... I remember that they served together, but didn't realize they got Hirley0'd together too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#29
June 13, 2013, 04:21:48 AM
Kerry claimed they did, as have several others.

Sadly, a tragic and mysteriously contained fire in the CIA archives, along with a deliberate shredding program, means the names of those who took part in MK Ultra experiments are almost entirely lost to time.
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