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Started by Cain, June 09, 2013, 12:44:23 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: zer0n on June 10, 2013, 10:33:37 PM
Wow. I guess it never occurred to me that Discordians are just evil pagan wanabees/trolls  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Everyone knows the Discos are the pagans who've yet to hear a Divine Call from a Patron/ess. Totes.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2013, 10:34:58 PM
Quote from: zer0n on June 10, 2013, 10:33:37 PM
Wow. I guess it never occurred to me that Discordians are just evil pagan wanabees/trolls  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Everyone knows the Discos are the pagans who've yet to hear a Divine Call from a Patron/ess. Totes.

Hey, do people actually call us "Discos" now? is that because we're a dead religion(obviously, I mean, have you seen anyone being a Discordian on these forums?)  :lulz: :lulz:
blah blah blah the rest of the song

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2013, 10:34:58 PM
Quote from: zer0n on June 10, 2013, 10:33:37 PM
Wow. I guess it never occurred to me that Discordians are just evil pagan wanabees/trolls  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Everyone knows the Discos are the pagans who've yet to hear a Divine Call from a Patron/ess. Totes.

But I am totes a minion of Granpappy Coyote? :?

Telarus

Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.
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Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

It does, however, hilariously undermine the "trolling isn't Discordian" argument people keep on making.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

He was also fucked in the head by experts at a young age.

This doesn't excuse his behavior, but it allows it to at least make sense.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2013, 09:26:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

It does, however, hilariously undermine the "trolling isn't Discordian" argument people keep on making.

This is true.

Trolling is VERY Discordian.  :lulz:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2013, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

He was also fucked in the head by experts at a young age.

This doesn't excuse his behavior, but it allows it to at least make sense.

I didn't know that, and it explains a lot.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 13, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2013, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

He was also fucked in the head by experts at a young age.

This doesn't excuse his behavior, but it allows it to at least make sense.

I didn't know that, and it explains a lot.

He was, apparently, screwed up in MK ULTRA at the same time as a young man by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 13, 2013, 02:21:49 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 13, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2013, 05:14:07 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 12, 2013, 06:47:58 AM
Quote from: Telarus on June 12, 2013, 06:02:56 AM
Interestingly enough, I hear that Kerry Thornley (Omar Kahayyam Ravenhurst, for the newbies) used to do this shit to pagan groups IN PERSON.

Yeah, he was a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Like, to such a degree that I am not totally sure I really want to be associated with him and his shit.

He was also fucked in the head by experts at a young age.

This doesn't excuse his behavior, but it allows it to at least make sense.

I didn't know that, and it explains a lot.

He was, apparently, screwed up in MK ULTRA at the same time as a young man by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald.

Oh, that's right... I remember that they served together, but didn't realize they got Hirley0'd together too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Kerry claimed they did, as have several others.

Sadly, a tragic and mysteriously contained fire in the CIA archives, along with a deliberate shredding program, means the names of those who took part in MK Ultra experiments are almost entirely lost to time.