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HAPPY HIGH TREASON DAY, AMERICA!

Started by Doktor Howl, July 05, 2013, 04:07:07 AM

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Doktor Howl

July 05, 2013, 04:07:07 AM
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Molon Lube

Suu

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July 05, 2013, 04:08:01 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
July 05, 2013, 04:29:02 AM
If America happened in America, America would be indefinitely detained without a trial.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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July 05, 2013, 04:29:16 AM
May we long remember the day when we overthrew a corrupt foreign power...
Let's hear it for homegrown corrupt leadership!
Huzzah! Huzzah!
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Suu

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July 05, 2013, 04:32:44 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 05, 2013, 04:29:16 AM
May we long remember the day when we overthrew a corrupt foreign power...
Let's hear it for homegrown corrupt leadership!
Huzzah! Huzzah!

Hey, it sounded like a good idea at the time.

And they didn't technically overthrow Britain with the Declaration, it took quite few more years.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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July 05, 2013, 12:37:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 05, 2013, 04:32:44 AM

And they didn't technically overthrow Britain with the Declaration, it took quite few more years.

True that.
We defeated a better trained (maybe) and better equipped (definitely) army through a war of attrition.
While drunk.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Doktor Howl

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July 05, 2013, 02:28:17 PM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on July 05, 2013, 12:37:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 05, 2013, 04:32:44 AM

And they didn't technically overthrow Britain with the Declaration, it took quite few more years.

True that.
We defeated a better trained (maybe) and better equipped (definitely) army through a war of attrition.
While drunk.

No, it was most definitely not attrition.  For the most part, we hid in the woods until the war became too expensive for the British to continue.

Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

#7
July 05, 2013, 02:29:03 PM
REAL PATRIOTS WEAR DISGUISES AND CAUSE MASSIVE PROPERTY DAMAGE.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#8
July 05, 2013, 02:30:20 PM
REAL PATRIOTS TAUNT LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS INTO THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE AND THEN CREATE PROPAGANDA ABOUT THE EVENT TO SUPPORT THEIR CAUSE.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#9
July 05, 2013, 02:46:46 PM
REAL PATRIOTS ASSURE MINORITY GROUPS THAT THEIR GRIEVANCES WILL BE ADDRESSED AFTER THE REVOLUTION.

Doktor Howl

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July 05, 2013, 02:53:29 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 05, 2013, 02:46:46 PM
REAL PATRIOTS ASSURE MINORITY GROUPS THAT THEIR GRIEVANCES WILL BE ADDRESSED AFTER THE REVOLUTION.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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July 05, 2013, 02:54:02 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 05, 2013, 02:30:20 PM
REAL PATRIOTS TAUNT LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS INTO THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE AND THEN CREATE PROPAGANDA ABOUT THE EVENT TO SUPPORT THEIR CAUSE.

REAL POLICE SEND IN AGENTS TO HELP THIS ALONG.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

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July 05, 2013, 02:57:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2013, 02:54:02 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 05, 2013, 02:30:20 PM
REAL PATRIOTS TAUNT LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS INTO THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE AND THEN CREATE PROPAGANDA ABOUT THE EVENT TO SUPPORT THEIR CAUSE.

REAL POLICE SEND IN AGENTS TO HELP THIS ALONG.

Red coats didn't need to bother with that shit. Modern protesters are sissies.

Cain

#13
July 05, 2013, 05:25:16 PM
Happy "war-debt default" day, colonials.

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
July 05, 2013, 07:03:07 PM
Celebrate the creation of an empire by sitting out in the sun all day and using fire to cook food and drink beer. In the hot sun. For several hours.
Happy wake up with severe dehydration day!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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