HAPPY HIGH TREASON DAY, AMERICA!

[Doktor Howl]

[Suu]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If America happened in America, America would be indefinitely detained without a trial.

[Left]

May we long remember the day when we overthrew a corrupt foreign power...
Let's hear it for homegrown corrupt leadership!
Huzzah! Huzzah!

[Suu]

May we long remember the day when we overthrew a corrupt foreign power...
Let's hear it for homegrown corrupt leadership!
Huzzah! Huzzah!

Hey, it sounded like a good idea at the time.

And they didn't technically overthrow Britain with the Declaration, it took quite few more years.

[Left]

And they didn't technically overthrow Britain with the Declaration, it took quite few more years.

True that.
We defeated a better trained (maybe) and better equipped (definitely) army through a war of attrition.
While drunk.

[Doktor Howl]

And they didn't technically overthrow Britain with the Declaration, it took quite few more years.

True that.
We defeated a better trained (maybe) and better equipped (definitely) army through a war of attrition.
While drunk.

No, it was most definitely not attrition.  For the most part, we hid in the woods until the war became too expensive for the British to continue.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

REAL PATRIOTS WEAR DISGUISES AND CAUSE MASSIVE PROPERTY DAMAGE.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

REAL PATRIOTS TAUNT LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS INTO THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE AND THEN CREATE PROPAGANDA ABOUT THE EVENT TO SUPPORT THEIR CAUSE.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

REAL PATRIOTS ASSURE MINORITY GROUPS THAT THEIR GRIEVANCES WILL BE ADDRESSED AFTER THE REVOLUTION.

[Doktor Howl]

REAL PATRIOTS ASSURE MINORITY GROUPS THAT THEIR GRIEVANCES WILL BE ADDRESSED AFTER THE REVOLUTION.

[Doktor Howl]

REAL PATRIOTS TAUNT LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS INTO THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE AND THEN CREATE PROPAGANDA ABOUT THE EVENT TO SUPPORT THEIR CAUSE.

REAL POLICE SEND IN AGENTS TO HELP THIS ALONG.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

REAL PATRIOTS TAUNT LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS INTO THE USE OF DEADLY FORCE AND THEN CREATE PROPAGANDA ABOUT THE EVENT TO SUPPORT THEIR CAUSE.

REAL POLICE SEND IN AGENTS TO HELP THIS ALONG.

Red coats didn't need to bother with that shit. Modern protesters are sissies.

[Cain]

Happy "war-debt default" day, colonials.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Celebrate the creation of an empire by sitting out in the sun all day and using fire to cook food and drink beer. In the hot sun. For several hours.
Happy wake up with severe dehydration day!