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HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!

Started by Doktor Howl, July 10, 2013, 03:58:49 AM

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Doktor Howl

This is like Christmas in July!  :banana:
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 10, 2013, 04:01:58 AM
ALTY. YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS DOING.

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   :lulz:
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Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:07:50 AM
Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.
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Salty

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:08:24 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:07:50 AM
Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.

The trick is to hover just right. You want it to be a surprise!

They tore down trees in my neighborhood so golf dick's in the air force have a place to be golf dicks.

...
...
Worth it?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:11:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 04:08:24 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 04:07:50 AM
Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.

The trick is to hover just right. You want it to be a surprise!

They tore down trees in my neighborhood so golf dick's in the air force have a place to be golf dicks.

...
...
Worth it?

More poop = better government.  You know what to do.
Molon Lube

Salty

This is seriously the best news I've seen in a while.

I would love to watch Begich get his ass handed to him by a quitter, and for Lisa Murkowski to have to sit at the same height as Sarah Palin without shitting her molars onto the Senate floor.

These are a few of my favorite things.

The bumper stickers....oh it's gonna be a good year for politickin'.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:29:43 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:28:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 10, 2013, 05:22:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:06:49 AM
I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.