HOORAY! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!

[Doktor Howl]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/07/09/palin-im-considering-a-senate-run/?hpt=hp_t2

[Doktor Howl]

This is like Christmas in July! 

[LMNO]

ALTY. YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS DOING.

[Doktor Howl]

ALTY. YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS DOING.

Annnnnd Rick Perry is running for president again.   

[LMNO]

I LOVE THIS CENTURY!

[Salty]

Moo hoo ha ha.

[Doktor Howl]

Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.

[Salty]

Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.

The trick is to hover just right. You want it to be a surprise!

They tore down trees in my neighborhood so golf dick's in the air force have a place to be golf dicks.

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Worth it?

[Doktor Howl]

Moo hoo ha ha.

This is why I love Alty.  I mean, other than for shitting on the 6th green.

The trick is to hover just right. You want it to be a surprise!

They tore down trees in my neighborhood so golf dick's in the air force have a place to be golf dicks.

...
...
Worth it?

More poop = better government.  You know what to do.

[Salty]

This is seriously the best news I've seen in a while.

I would love to watch Begich get his ass handed to him by a quitter, and for Lisa Murkowski to have to sit at the same height as Sarah Palin without shitting her molars onto the Senate floor.

These are a few of my favorite things.

The bumper stickers....oh it's gonna be a good year for politickin'.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I want what she's smoking.

[Salty]

I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

[Doktor Howl]

I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I want what she's smoking.

That Wasilla shit is goooooood.

I just want a taste, though. I don't want to wake up gunning down wolves from a helicopter.

Or seeing Russia from your porch.  Through the curve of the Earth.

I see Russia every night in my dreams as Putin and I run hand-in-hand through a field covered in the bodies of his enemies and beautiful wildflowers. Both of us shirtless, we run towards the great unknown with knives in our belts and guns in the hand not holding on to the other. It's a beautiful, beautiful dream. The Wasilla wacky tobaccy won't ruin that dream, right?