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A Friday Gift For Nigel

Started by Doktor Howl, July 19, 2013, 09:41:15 PM

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Doktor Howl

July 19, 2013, 09:41:15 PM
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 19, 2013, 09:45:13 PM
BEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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July 19, 2013, 09:47:22 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 19, 2013, 09:45:13 PM
BEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

OHAI, GUISE, WE'RE NOT EXTINCT.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 19, 2013, 10:24:46 PM
It's a Washington story (LOOK OUT ECH! BEES BEES BEES!) but of course:
Quote"It's a pretty big deal," said Rich Hatfield, a biologist for the Oregon-based Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation, which documents and reports such findings.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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July 19, 2013, 11:02:42 PM Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 11:06:43 PM by hylierandom, A.D.D.
I have always liked bumblebees :)

...Now if the one mud dauber wasp will stop requiring escorts out of my house...

(My mud dauber represented by model)

...And then I stated singing this song at work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63nMcrwporQ
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

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July 20, 2013, 10:12:30 AM
That's wicked awesome!
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July 20, 2013, 05:04:40 PM
This is a good thing. :) Oprah would approve.
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