Ah, Southern Baptists. You stay classy.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gjm7W-hDLc&feature=related

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YA JUST BEAT THE GAY OUT OF 'EM!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

That'll learn 'em. Get out there and dig a ditch because that's what boys do. And you're going to be BEAUTIFUL and smell NICE because that's what girls do.

I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. So pretty and witty and GAAAAY *punch*

[Doktor Howl]

It's a good thing that the pastor isn't repressing anything.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's a good thing that the pastor isn't repressing anything.

Yeah, or somebody'd have to break his wrist.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's what boys do. They have childish fantasies of hot sweaty male-on-male sex, and you have to BEAT IT OUT OF THEM.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I know when I was a kid the only thing I could think about was eatin' pussy.

Wait, no, that was pudding.

[LMNO]

Easy mistake to make, I suppose.








Wait. That's really gross.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mmmmm, soft, tangy, salty pudding...

[Left]

Mmmmm, soft, tangy, salty pudding...

I do call her puddin'.


As for the preacher, that was mighty Christian of him...also mighty white of him...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Well that didn't take long.

[Left]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Well that didn't take long.

Jeez.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

[Left]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.

I don't know. I've heard rumors that Dok looks perfectly normal at first glance. Maybe they'd walk right into his fist a few times . . .

I know if someone messed with a kid I was in charge of that person would be gargling their teeth.