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August 02, 2013, 08:23:22 PM
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
August 02, 2013, 08:35:52 PM
YA JUST BEAT THE GAY OUT OF 'EM!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
August 02, 2013, 08:50:36 PM
That'll learn 'em. Get out there and dig a ditch because that's what boys do. And you're going to be BEAUTIFUL and smell NICE because that's what girls do.

I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. So pretty and witty and GAAAAY *punch*
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#3
August 02, 2013, 09:06:27 PM
It's a good thing that the pastor isn't repressing anything.

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
August 02, 2013, 09:54:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 02, 2013, 09:06:27 PM
It's a good thing that the pastor isn't repressing anything.

Yeah, or somebody'd have to break his wrist.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
August 02, 2013, 10:30:22 PM
It's what boys do. They have childish fantasies of hot sweaty male-on-male sex, and you have to BEAT IT OUT OF THEM.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
August 02, 2013, 11:00:52 PM
I know when I was a kid the only thing I could think about was eatin' pussy.

Wait, no, that was pudding.
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LMNO

#7
August 02, 2013, 11:04:31 PM
Easy mistake to make, I suppose.








Wait. That's really gross.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
August 02, 2013, 11:06:24 PM
Mmmmm, soft, tangy, salty pudding...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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August 03, 2013, 12:33:40 AM Last Edit: August 03, 2013, 12:36:57 AM by hylierandom, A.D.D.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on August 02, 2013, 11:06:24 PM
Mmmmm, soft, tangy, salty pudding...
I do call her puddin'. :p


As for the preacher, that was mighty Christian of him...also mighty white of him...
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

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August 03, 2013, 03:59:34 AM
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August 03, 2013, 04:04:39 AM
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Doktor Howl

#12
August 03, 2013, 04:06:03 AM
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August 03, 2013, 04:08:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:06:03 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 03, 2013, 03:59:34 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#14
August 03, 2013, 04:13:13 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on August 03, 2013, 04:08:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 03, 2013, 04:06:03 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on August 03, 2013, 03:59:34 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-vyktoriah/what-happened-when-my-son-wore-a-pink-headband-to-walmart_b_3696113.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

Well that didn't take long.

There is almost always an alternative to violence.  In that case, there wouldn't be one, at least for me.

I don't think anyone would mess with your kids while you were present.  Most humans have a better survival instinct than that.

I don't know. I've heard rumors that Dok looks perfectly normal at first glance. Maybe they'd walk right into his fist a few times . . .

I know if someone messed with a kid I was in charge of that person would be gargling their teeth.
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