People in North Providence see Mary on a cross.

[Suu]

I see a fucking wet cross.

Go back to your liquor stores, North Providence. You're clearly drunk.

http://www.providencejournal.com/breaking-news/content/20130809-some-believe-they-see-image-of-mary-jesus-outside-north-providence-church.ece?ssimg=1138003#ssStory1137739

[McGrupp]

Asked if she believed it was Mary as she headed to the church, Andreozzi said: "We need a miracle the way this country is going, the turmoil that we are in. Absolutely, I believe."

Boom. All political problems in our country solved. Awesome miracle.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Our republics in turmoil. Unelected cosmic dictators mom will get us back on track.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

But how do they know it's HER? It just looks like a bald lady. How do they know it's not Sinead O'Connor or the Borg Queen?

[Random Probability]

ZOMG!  The Borg Queen has come to assimilate us!

(personally, I think I'd rather be integrated, but whatever)

[Doktor Howl]

Our republics in turmoil. Unelected cosmic dictators mom will get us back on track.

It's a really short step from "We need God to save us" to "We'll settle for this dictator".

[Pæs]

It's clearly Lex Luthor.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's clearly Lex Luthor.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Our republics in turmoil. Unelected cosmic dictators mom will get us back on track.

It's a really short step from "We need God to save us" to "We'll settle for this dictator".

Whoa were half way there
Whoa-oh livin on a prayer

[Suu]

I'm honestly shocked as fuck to see this happening in Rhode Island. For a state as secular and liberal as we are (we allow those gays to marry) the Catholics sure do come out of the wood work. Lol.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm honestly shocked as fuck to see this happening in Rhode Island. For a state as secular and liberal as we are (we allow those gays to marry) the Catholics sure do come out of the wood work. Lol.

Well, it's New England. Our Catholics tend to be liberal, but they also can be pretty freakin' Catholic.

Twid,
Has conservative Catholic friends that are totally fine with gay marriage.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, now that I can see the picture in question, it looks like a wet cross to me too, but if I were to find meaning in it, I would say a Reman.

[Suu]

I'm honestly shocked as fuck to see this happening in Rhode Island. For a state as secular and liberal as we are (we allow those gays to marry) the Catholics sure do come out of the wood work. Lol.

Well, it's New England. Our Catholics tend to be liberal, but they also can be pretty freakin' Catholic.

Twid,
Has conservative Catholic friends that are totally fine with gay marriage.

True, and RI is predominantly Italian, Irish, and Portuguese. Those aren't protestant cultures.

I still don't see fucking Mary.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm honestly shocked as fuck to see this happening in Rhode Island. For a state as secular and liberal as we are (we allow those gays to marry) the Catholics sure do come out of the wood work. Lol.

Well, it's New England. Our Catholics tend to be liberal, but they also can be pretty freakin' Catholic.

Twid,
Has conservative Catholic friends that are totally fine with gay marriage.

True, and RI is predominantly Italian, Irish, and Portuguese. Those aren't protestant cultures.

I still don't see fucking Mary.

Yeah. I see a vaguely humanoid, but vaguely bald male form.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And, uh, why would Mary show up on a Cross? That like, makes absolutely no sense. Makes more sense to say you see Spartacus or some shit.