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So, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a brain surgeon walk into a bar...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 14, 2013, 08:03:22 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 14, 2013, 08:03:22 PM
...And the bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Wolfgang Absolutus

#1
August 14, 2013, 08:26:41 PM
It was actually a suicide bombing wasn't it.
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
August 14, 2013, 08:27:06 PM
 :|
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#3
August 14, 2013, 08:29:26 PM
a skeleton walks into a bar

he orders a beer and a mop


wop wop wop

AFK

#4
August 14, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 14, 2013, 08:29:26 PM
a skeleton walks into a bar

he orders a beer and a mop


wop wop wop


:mittens:   :lulz:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#5
August 14, 2013, 08:30:53 PM
A dwarf walks out of a bar .....





























:rimshot:



The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 14, 2013, 08:31:18 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 14, 2013, 08:29:26 PM
a skeleton walks into a bar

he orders a beer and a mop


wop wop wop

An Irishman, a drunk, and a lunatic walk into a bar...

...
...
...

That's it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#7
August 14, 2013, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:31:18 PM
An Irishman, a drunk, and a lunatic walk into a bar...



He orders a beer.


Fixxxed.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
August 14, 2013, 08:35:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 14, 2013, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:31:18 PM
An Irishman, a drunk, and a lunatic walk into a bar...



He orders a beer.


Fixxxed.

I've told it that way, too.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#9
August 14, 2013, 08:57:30 PM
Two men walk into a bar.


The third one ducks.

:rimshot:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

McGrupp

#10
August 14, 2013, 09:24:00 PM
Hamburger walks into a bar.


Bartender says "Hey! We don't serve food in here."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
August 14, 2013, 10:06:46 PM
You guys better look out, I'll start telling the stick jokes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#12
August 14, 2013, 10:31:15 PM
A man walks into a bar.
RWHN advises the state to remove the man's children from him.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
August 14, 2013, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:31:15 PM
A man walks into a bar.
RWHN advises the state to remove the man's children from him.

Paes wins the internets.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
August 14, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
Quote from: Pæs on August 14, 2013, 10:31:15 PM
A man walks into a bar.
RWHN advises the state to remove the man's children from him.

OSHI--
:spittake:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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