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If Any of You Really Loved Me, You'd Kill Yourselves Today.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 16, 2013, 08:32:36 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 16, 2013, 08:32:36 PM
Listen, you fucking FREAKS:

I have had up to HERE with your nonsense, with your running around making those noises, with Richter making everything into monofiliments, with Nigel (all of them) vomiting suggestively, with ECH gabbing non-stop about his brand new butthole, with EoC's parking skills.

I didn't give up chewing cactus for this.  No.  I gave up chewing cactus so I'd see NORMAL SHIT, not Paes rating Earthquakes and calling them pansies, with Pixie tricking old people into exhausting and debilitating rounds of the biscuit game, of Queen Gogira cooking things better left in the swamp where they belong.

I've had it with Alty, especially when the "meat-sickness" is on him, and he goes out looking for stray animals.  I've had it with Igor talking too much, with McGrupp making too much sense just to show off, and I've ESPECIALLY had it with LMNO and his goons throwing poison darts at passing straights just for cheap kicks.  I'm fed up with Those People Walking, which I am against, and I hope you are too.

I'm tempted to just turn the whole thing off.  Kill the breakers, let the whole insane mess just wind down to a halt.  Cities go dark, rioting begins, and some ungrateful bastards pitch me off of Mount Lemmon in my office chair, just to see how far down I roll before the horrible tumbly-grindy part starts.

Would that make you happy?  Is that what you're after?  It must be, because you keep DOING THAT SHIT.  You never THINK OF THE CHILDREN.  You have no sense of AMERICA™.  You refuse to use the handicapped spaces, and HOW ARE THEY GOING TO GET BETTER WITHOUT EXTRA EXERCISE?  You object to allowing teachers to carry bazookas in the classroom, just in case of a mass-shooting.  By panzer tanks.  It could happen.

Well, out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided to give you all one last chance.  Post pics of yourselves in hats.  Or else.

Pills pills pills,
The Good Reverend Roger   
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
August 16, 2013, 08:43:31 PM
I WILL DO THIS

MY BODY IS READY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
August 16, 2013, 08:56:13 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
August 16, 2013, 08:56:46 PM
Hell yeah.

Some others better, too.  Because I'm not bluffing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#4
August 16, 2013, 09:00:17 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
August 16, 2013, 09:01:38 PM
I will crap on everyone until they DIE.  And when I run out of crap, well, there's other stuff inside me, too.  Right?  How's that grab you?  I make some weird grunty noise, and SPLAT!  What's left of my liver is trickling down the backs of your fucking necks.

AND IT WOULD BE NO LESS THAN YOU HATLESS BASTARDS DESERVE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 16, 2013, 09:02:32 PM
That's a good one.  But I expected no less from you.

The others, though...Let's just say that I've been doing stretching exercises.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#7
August 16, 2013, 09:03:01 PM

McGrupp

#8
August 16, 2013, 09:48:56 PM

Salty

#9
August 16, 2013, 09:59:10 PM
I obey:





The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cainad (dec.)

#10
August 16, 2013, 10:10:00 PM Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 11:30:19 PM by Cainad



Edit: more demonstration of faith

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
August 16, 2013, 10:36:22 PM
Ye have been entered into the Book of the Faithful.  Especially Alty.

The rest of you had better get your arses in gear.  I am not a forgiving Prophet.  Not like Jesus.  More like Samuel.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#13
August 17, 2013, 02:28:00 AM

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Pæs

#14
August 17, 2013, 02:58:07 AM
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